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Dogs Will Never Tell Your Secrets

by Team Scary Mommy
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I use mascara to cover my grays — so what? I’ve got worse habits, and my dog knows about all of them. Good thing my best friend would never tell my secrets, right? Whether it’s learning the floss or sleeping through yoga, dogs know how to keep it under wraps. Thankfully STAINMASTER PetProtect carpet helps you keep their secrets too.

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