20+ Cute And Funny Elmo Quotes For Kids – Scary Mommy

20+ Cute And Funny Elmo Quotes To Transport You To Elmo’s World

March 16, 2020 Updated June 8, 2020

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Elmo has been a Sesame Street favorite for decades. While the show celebrated its 50th anniversary in 2019, Elmo didn’t debut until 1980. For a guy who was originally designed as a generic background monster, he’s done a pretty great job at making generations of children fall in love with him. As Elmo has been the same age as many of his toddler viewers for years, he’s an expert in how learning shapes, ABCs, and 123s can be fun, how important eating fruit and veggies is (cough Cookie Monster cough), and why kindness is necessary.

We’ve compiled a list of some seriously wholesome Elmo quotes that show off just how wonderful a children’s character he is. Read on for some iconic lines from our favorite red monster.

“Elmo is so happy to see you! Welcome to Sesame Street!”

“Elmo help? …What can Elmo do?”

“Elmo’s got an apple, yaaaaaay!”

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“Wow! That was a fun ride. Gee, look at this place. Where’s Elmo’s Blanket? And- and… and where is Elmo? Elmo doesn’t think he’s on Sesame Street anymore.”

“What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a really big, blue furry bird? …It’s Super Grover!”

“Elmo thought Christmas everyday would make people happy, Lightning. But it’s making them sad. The Fix-it-Shop is closed, Big Bird is crying, nobody is celebrating. And the Count says Christmas isn’t special anymore because it’s every day. Maybe Santa’s right. Every day can’t be Christmas. That wouldn’t be such a treat. You can get tired of chocolate candy when that’s all you eat. Every day can’t be your birthday. That wouldn’t be such fun. Too many birthdays aren’t as nice as one.”

“Someone just told Elmo yesterday was Talk in Third Person Day. Elmo doesn’t know what that is but it sounds fun. Can Elmo play?”

“It’s time to make up a musical!”

“Elmo loves to stay nice and clean!”

Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo’s song. Lala-lala lala-lala Elmo’s song. Me write the music, me write the words, that’s Elmo’s song.”

“Na na na, na na na, Elmo’s World!”

“BLAAANKEEET!”

“Elmo loves to learn, learn about it all. The things that are big and the things that are small!”

“Oh look, it’s Mr. Noodle’s brother, Mr. Noodle.”

“Elmo thinks it’s important to be kind because if you’re kind to somebody, then they’ll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.”

“If you keep practicing, you can do anything.”

“It’s incredible where you can go with your imagination.”

“Wow, now that was someone who was afraid.”

“Elmo’s fur is furry, alright.”

“If Elmo had a dinosaur
Elmo would walk him every day, so he’d get dino exercise
And lots and lots of dino play
And Elmo would give him dino food, lots of tasty leaves to chew
Water, water he could drink, he could drink a lick or two
And Elmo would give him bubble bath, to keep him, dino clean
With lots and lots of bubbles
In the biggest tub you’d have ever seen
And Elmo would love him very much
And Elmo wouldn’t forget
To hug him, pet, pet and hug
Elmo’s giant dino pet”

“Let’s go driving in an automobile
Let’s take a ride in a car
Listen to the motor go vroom, vroom, vroom
As we travel near and far
Vroom, vr-vroom, vr-vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vr-vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vr-vroom, vr-vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Let’s go driving in an automobile
Let’s take a ride in a car
Listen to the horn go beep, beep, beep
As we travel near and far
Beep, be-beep, be-beep
Beep, beep, beep
Beep, be-beep, be-beep, beep
Beep, be-beep, be-beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
Let’s go driving in an automobile
Let’s take a ride in a car
Windshield wipers go swish, swish, swish
As we travel near and far
Swish, sw-swish, sw-swish
Swish, swish, swish
Swish, sw-swish, sw-swish, swish
Swish, sw-swish, sw-swish
Swish, swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish
Let’s go driving in an automobile
Let’s take a ride in a car
Listen to the people sing la, la la
As we travel near and far
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
Let’s go driving in an automobile
Let’s take a ride in a car
Listen to the sounds we all can hear
As we travel near and far
Vroom, vr-vroom, vr-vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Beep, be-beep, be-beep, beep
Swish, sw-swish, sw-swish
Swish, swish, swish
La, la, la, la, la”

“This is a song about Elmo, who likes to play and yellmo,

When he rides his tricycle, he always rings his bellmo. Bring Bring! At night he takes a bubble bath. Just so he won’t smellmo At night he takes a bubble bath. Just so he won’t smellmo” — Adam Sandler and Elmo

“Elmo loves you!”

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