1. Holy shit, there’s a head in the fridge!
2. Bring on the tears. And insert evil laugh.
3. Especially perfect after a salty snack, of course.
4. You may never have to buy orange juice again.
5. “Um, mom, there’s a moldy sandwich in lunch box!!”
6. Going for true insanity? Cover all of the remote sensors in the house with tape… and leave Caillou on.
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