100+ Delicious Food Puns That'll Have You Working Up An Appetite

100+ Scrumptious Food Puns That’ll Have You Working Up An Appetite

October 3, 2019 Updated February 25, 2020

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Admit it: you like a good pun. And there’s nothing more deliciously funny than a good food pun. While these particular play on words won’t satiate your hunger, they can tickle your funny bone and leave you thirsty for more. Thankfully we’ve come up with a long list of yummy (and funny) food puns that will get you LOLing and dreaming about your next meal. Bon appetite!

  1. Have an egg-cellent day!
  2. Lettuce us celebrate!
  3. Thyme is money. 
  4. You butter believe it. 
  5. Nice to meat you. 
  6. Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak. 
  7. Doughnut take us lightly. 
  8. The path of yeast resistance. 
  9. Another one beats the crust. 
  10. Pickle for your thoughts. 
  11. A salt with a deadly weapon. 
  12. Batter up! 
  13. Robert Brownie Jr. 
  14. Good morning Viet-nom!
  15. Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
  16. It’s nacho your problem. 
  17. I’m a weirddough. 
  18. What the hell am I doughing here?
  19. Let’s cut to the cheese. 
  20. I doughnot belong here. 
  21. I hope you find inner peas. 
  22. This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling. 
  23. Chill today, hot tamale. 
  24. Making ends meat. 
  25. Salami-get this straight. 
  26. Iceberg! Straight ahead. 
  27. Lime yours. 
  28. Pasta la vista, baby!
  29. Penne for your thoughts. 
  30. It feels like you don’t carrot all. 
  31. Berried alive. 
  32. Hope to see you again so we can ketchup. 
  33. Well, well, well. Would you look at the thyme?
  34. You butter back off, pal. 
  35. I’m kind of a big dill. 
  36. Don’t go bacon my heart. 
  37. Lettuce turnip the beet!
  38. I get a little chilli. 
  39. Blurred limes. 
  40. Wu-Tang Flan. 
  41. Don’t leek my secrets. 
  42. You’re so absinth-minded! 
  43. I love Melon DeGeneres!
  44. There’s Polenta go around! 
  45. You’re my butter half! 
  46. I love you very mochi. 
  47. We make a beautiful pear. 
  48. The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you. 
  49. Thanks for pudding up with me. 
  50. Here’s my number, so Kale me maybe?
  51. Bean there, done that. 
  52. You’re a has bean. 
  53. John Lemon. 
  54. You’re a real pizzawork. 
  55. You look radishing today. 
  56. Y’all bready for this?
  57. I donut understand food puns. 
  58. I only have fries for you.
  59. You’re acting unbeerable. 
  60. Jello from the other side! 
  61. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple. 
  62. The Carbdashians. 
  63. Just beet it. 
  64. Turnip for what?
  65. Olive you. 
  66. I don’t believe you. You’re an impasta!
  67. I value our friend-chip. 
  68. I have so mushroom in my heart. 
  69. Donut you know you’re special?
  70. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart. 
  71. Soda think you can help me out?
  72. Pretty peas?
  73. Orange you so excited?
  74. Thanks a latte. 
  75. Kiwi be friends?
  76. I love you from my head tomatoes.
  77. That’s what cheese said.
  78. I’m a real funghi!
  79. I’m muffin without you.
  80. Water you doing?
  81. Gurl, peas.
  82. I am berry excited!
  83. Gouda luck!
  84. It’s fry-day!
  85. Thank you very matcha.
  86. I’m so mad ice cream!
  87. I’m your biggest flan.
  88. Donut ever leave.
  89. I’m the wurst.
  90. Don’t settle for mediokra!
  91. You’re the apple of my ribeye.
  92. I tiramisu already!
  93. Udon know me!
  94. Control your tempura please!
  95. Feeling a little melon-choly.
  96. My heart beets for you.
  97. I ap-peach-ate you.
  98. I know it’s corny but you’re a-maize-ing.
  99. I don’t feel like forking. Wanna spoon instead?
  100. You are brew-tiful.
  101. You’re souper!

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