
Admit it: you like a good pun. And there’s nothing more deliciously funny than a good food pun. While these particular play on words won’t satiate your hunger, they can tickle your funny bone and leave you thirsty for more. Thankfully we’ve come up with a long list of yummy (and funny) food puns that will get you LOLing and dreaming about your next meal. Bon appetite!
- Have an egg-cellent day!
- Lettuce us celebrate!
- Thyme is money.
- You butter believe it.
- Nice to meat you.
- Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
- Doughnut take us lightly.
- The path of yeast resistance.
- Another one beats the crust.
- Pickle for your thoughts.
- A salt with a deadly weapon.
- Batter up!
- Robert Brownie Jr.
- Good morning Viet-nom!
- Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
- It’s nacho your problem.
- I’m a weirddough.
- What the hell am I doughing here?
- Let’s cut to the cheese.
- I doughnot belong here.
- I hope you find inner peas.
- This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
- Chill today, hot tamale.
- Making ends meat.
- Salami-get this straight.
- Iceberg! Straight ahead.
- Lime yours.
- Pasta la vista, baby!
- Penne for your thoughts.
- It feels like you don’t carrot all.
- Berried alive.
- Hope to see you again so we can ketchup.
- Well, well, well. Would you look at the thyme?
- You butter back off, pal.
- I’m kind of a big dill.
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- Lettuce turnip the beet!
- I get a little chilli.
- Blurred limes.
- Wu-Tang Flan.
- Don’t leek my secrets.
- You’re so absinth-minded!
- I love Melon DeGeneres!
- There’s Polenta go around!
- You’re my butter half!
- I love you very mochi.
- We make a beautiful pear.
- The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.
- Thanks for pudding up with me.
- Here’s my number, so Kale me maybe?
- Bean there, done that.
- You’re a has bean.
- John Lemon.
- You’re a real pizzawork.
- You look radishing today.
- Y’all bready for this?
- I donut understand food puns.
- I only have fries for you.
- You’re acting unbeerable.
- Jello from the other side!
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
- The Carbdashians.
- Just beet it.
- Turnip for what?
- Olive you.
- I don’t believe you. You’re an impasta!
- I value our friend-chip.
- I have so mushroom in my heart.
- Donut you know you’re special?
- You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
- Soda think you can help me out?
- Pretty peas?
- Orange you so excited?
- Thanks a latte.
- Kiwi be friends?
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- That’s what cheese said.
- I’m a real funghi!
- I’m muffin without you.
- Water you doing?
- Gurl, peas.
- I am berry excited!
- Gouda luck!
- It’s fry-day!
- Thank you very matcha.
- I’m so mad ice cream!
- I’m your biggest flan.
- Donut ever leave.
- I’m the wurst.
- Don’t settle for mediokra!
- You’re the apple of my ribeye.
- I tiramisu already!
- Udon know me!
- Control your tempura please!
- Feeling a little melon-choly.
- My heart beets for you.
- I ap-peach-ate you.
- I know it’s corny but you’re a-maize-ing.
- I don’t feel like forking. Wanna spoon instead?
- You are brew-tiful.
- You’re souper!
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