You're Toast, 2023!

105 Fun, Easy New Year Captions So You Can Save Your Mental Energy For 2024

Time to level up.

A woman welcomes 2024.
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It's almost time to say goodbye to 2023 and hello to 2024! So, let's break out the champagne (alcoholic or non) and all the confetti to toast what was and what will be. Of course, ringing in the new year makes for the best social media posts ever. Whether it's showing off your sequins at a big New Year's Eve party or showing off your sweatpants at a more intimate gathering at home (read: on your couch with Netflix and food), we're sure you'll want to share your memories on Instagram with your friends and family.

When it comes to posting the most glam selfie, funny group shot with the kids, or even a romantic moment with your midnight kiss, you'll definitely want the perfect caption to go along with it. If you're struggling with coming up with the cutest quote or the most clever pun, you're not alone β€” brain fatigue has us all in its chokehold at this point. Fortunately, the following Instagram-worthy New Year captions will help you kick off 2024 in style.

  1. It's the final countdown 🎢
  2. You cute, 2024.
  3. Glitter is the only option.
  4. "I look fly, I look good." – Victoria MonΓ©t
  5. New year. Overdue.
  6. Sorry in advance for writing "2023" on everything for the next six months.
  7. See you next year.
  8. You're toast, 2023.
  9. Here's a cheers to 2024! πŸŽ‰
  10. Looking back on 2023 with no regrets!
  11. I just know this new year will be a good one.
  12. Trust that there will be confetti tonight.
  13. Glitter or it didn't happen.
  14. New year, new me.
  15. Looking forward to 12 brand-new chapters.
  16. New Year, New Love πŸ’—
  17. Looking forward to spending 2024 with you.
  18. When the clock strikes 12... πŸ•°οΈπŸ’‹
  19. My resolution? More nights like this.
  20. "My vibe right now is just living life." – Kourtney Kardashian
  21. Can I have this dance?
  22. A magic moment ✨
  23. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 2024.
  24. I'm not buying a 2024 calendar until I see the trailer.
  25. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
  26. Any excuse to wear sequins, right?
  27. Headed into the new year like...
  28. But first, champagne 🍾
  29. This is just the beginning.
  30. New year. New dreams. New chances.
  31. Dress for the year you want.
  32. There's no such thing as too much sparkle.
  33. The time is now.
  34. What's coming is better than what's going.
  35. "I want your midnights, but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day." – Taylor Swift, "New Year's Day"
  36. Watch out, 2024, because here I come.
  37. Ringing in 2024 in style!
  38. All that glitters is... probably part of my outfit.
  39. I'm going to stay up late this New Year's Eve β€” not to ring in the New Year, but to make sure this one leaves.
  40. Here's to doing and drinking, not sitting and thinking πŸ₯‚
  41. Ring out the old and ring in the new.
  42. Can we ctrl + alt + delete 2023 now?
  43. Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky ones who get to meet us.
  44. Glitter is my favorite color.
  45. I've got a bubbly personality! 🍾πŸ₯‚
  46. The best is yet to come.
  47. Page 1 of 365.
  48. "Baby, you can find me under the lights, diamonds under my eyes." – Dua Lipa, "Dance The Night"
  49. New year, same me.
  50. Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody!
  51. "For last year's words belong to last year's language. And next year's words await another voice." – T.S. Eliot
  52. May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.
  53. Forget the party. Let's spend New Year's on the couch!
  54. Pressing that reset button once midnight strikes.
  55. Bring on the new adventures!
  56. Cheers to 365 new chances.
  57. A little party never killed nobody πŸ₯³
  58. Put your party pants on.
  59. "Barefoot in the kitchen, sacred new beginnings." – Taylor Swift, "Cornelia Street"
  60. I'm still the same person I was last year β€” now I'm just hungover.
  61. I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.
  62. Save water, drink champagne.
  63. Did you expect a clever caption? That's so last year.
  64. 2023 really dropped the ball this past year.
  65. Cheers to making pour decisions tonight!
  66. The new year will be here in a Prosecco.
  67. "No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again." – Jack Kornfield
  68. NYE mems πŸͺ©
  69. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
  70. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
  71. New year. New feels. New chances. Same dreams.
  72. Less bitter, more glitter.
  73. I've got 2024 vision.
  74. 8 p.m. is the new midnight.
  75. 🍾 ➑️ πŸ₯‚βž‘️ πŸ₯³
  76. Here's to my resolutions lasting longer than last year. I just need to make it through one day!
  77. I love it when the ball drops. It reminds me I'm not the only one who did that all year.
  78. "I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living. And love is at its finest when times are hard." – Zach Bryan, "Late July"
  79. New year. Same me. Bigger Goals.
  80. Pop, fizz, clink! πŸ₯‚βœ¨
  81. A whole new chapter with you.
  82. The best really is yet to come.
  83. New Year. New Goals. Same Drive.
  84. The best endings always have confetti.
  85. Now playing: 🍾 Problems by Taylor Swift.
  86. "I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now." – Edna, The Incredibles
  87. I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing.
  88. My Spotify aura is glittery.
  89. Same time next year?
  90. My New Year's resolution is 1080p.
  91. "It is the best day ever. So was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and every day from now until forever." – Barbie
  92. "Some people swear there's no beauty left in the world, no magic. Then, how do you explain the entire world coming together on one night to celebrate the hope of a new year?" – New Year's Eve
  93. *In my best SpongeBob narrator voice* 365 days later…
  94. Time to change out of my sweatpants and into my party pants.
  95. Sometimes, all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
  96. "We gon' f*ck up the night, black lights, spaceships fly." – Beyonce, "Cuff It"
  97. Now entering my 2024 era πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
  98. Midnight is my new favorite color.
  99. Out with the old, in with the new.
  100. First 🀳 of the New Year!
  101. 2023 who? Never heard of 'em!
  102. "That's all." – The Devil Wears Prada
  103. I'm just here for the champagne.
  104. Thanks for the mems, 2024, but it's time to make more.
  105. "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end." – Semisonic, "Closing Time"