I’m Brianne, a Canadian Capricorn, and freelance contributor for Scary Mommy.
My writing has appeared in over 50 online publications, including The Washington Post, the BBC, Elle Canada, and BuzzFeed. I’m also the author of two books published with Adams Media and Running Press, respectively.
I have a black cat named Olive and six plants named after the Friends characters — that is, if I don’t kill them soon. The plants, not the cat. Although she probably would deserve it. (just kidding — she’s my world!)
Does Pumpkin Pie Need To Be Refrigerated? Heads Up If You Linger For Leftovers
This holiday staple’s shelf life probably isn’t as long as you think.
Is Surgery The Only Way To Fix Pregnancy Hernias? You’ve Might Have Options
Your treatment plan depends on the severity of your hernia.
Is My Shortness Of Breath From Anxiety? How Experts Say You Can Tell
If you're like me and need as much reassurance as possible that you're not *dying*, keep reading.
Why Is Our Cat Shedding So Much? What's Normal, & How You Can Minimize The Mess
A veterinarian has the advice you need when it seems like the family cat’s hair is everywhere.
Stuck In A “Roommate Years” Rut? How To Break Out Of The Drought, According To A Sexpert
Communication is the biggest turn-on, says Dr. Jess O'Reilly.
If You Clash With Your Mother-In-Law At Every Holiday Gathering, There’s Hope
Shelby Scarbrough — former protocol officer for the White House during the Reagan administration — has tips for keeping things civil... even when it’s really, really hard.
Are Poinsettias Poisonous To Cats & Dogs?
Dr. Paola Cuevas, a veterinarian pet behaviorist, offers advice for keeping your pet safe.
I Rewatched A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving For The First Time As An Adult
I have *many* thoughts.
7 Surprising Personality Traits Of Only Children As Adults
Spoiler alert — we don’t deserve the bad rap.
TMI, But Why Is My Vagina Swollen? A Guide To This Down-There Discomfort
Dr. Meg Galaske explains four common culprits.
10 Signs Of Emotional Abuse You Might Be Guilty Of & Not Even Realize It
It’s not always easy to recognize — especially in yourself.
5 Major Red Flags You Were Raised By A Narcissist, According To A Therapist
It’s not always easy to identify — especially when family is involved.
75 Scorpio Quotes That Epitomize This Intense Sign
Still waters run deep — just don't get them angry.
How Can You Tell If You Have Diastasis Recti? Look For These 10 Symptoms
We've got the facts about this common postpartum condition.
I Rewatched 'Practical Magic' As A Grownup & Found It Nostalgic But Flawed
Those Owens sisters' vibes will always stand the test of time.
How Often Should You Get A Facial? Here’s The Ideal Frequency
Any more than this could be a waste of money, say pros.
40 Hauntingly Beautiful Halloween Names Perfect For Your October Baby
Carry this mystical holiday with you all year long.
Can Dogs Eat Pumpkin Seeds? What To Know If Your Pup Wants To Chow Down
A veterinarian explains what’s safe and what’s not.
I Just Rewatched Hocus Pocus For The First Time As An Adult & Have Thoughts
Honestly surprised we were even allowed to watch this as kids.
30 Names That Mean Sweet, Because Your Baby Is Like Honey In Human Form
So sweet, you could eat them with a spoon.
