I’m Brianne, a Canadian Capricorn, and freelance contributor for Scary Mommy.
My writing has appeared in over 50 online publications, including The Washington Post, the BBC, Elle Canada, and BuzzFeed. I’m also the author of two books published with Adams Media and Running Press, respectively.
I have a black cat named Olive and six plants named after the Friends characters — that is, if I don’t kill them soon. The plants, not the cat. Although she probably would deserve it. (just kidding — she’s my world!)
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41 Cool & Cultured Aesthetic Baby Boy Names
You’ll fall hard for these artful options.
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Relatable AF if you fall under this fiery sign.
These Baby Names Inspired By The 1920s Are The Bees Knees
Give your baby something cute yet classic
These Powerful Names That Mean Storm Will Help Your Baby Weather Anything
For your little force of nature.
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Yes, there are some sad ones.
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6 Expert Tips For Preventing UTIs After Sex
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These Gemini Quotes Personify The Zodiac’s Most Mercurial Sign
Twins are a mystery to most (even themselves).
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Take a hike!
Turn Over A New Leaf With These 105+ Spring Letter Board Quotes
April showers, Easter, Mardi Gras — the gang’s all here!
Not Sure What To Say During Sex? This Dirty Talk Guide Is For You
The perfect balance between dirty and flirty.
55 Taurus Quotes To Describe The Zodiac's Stubborn Aesthete
Here's to you, Bulls.
These Enchanting Baby Names That Mean Dream Will Have Your Head In The Clouds
These monikers are absolutely dreamy.
101 Photo Dump Captions For Instagram
Life's too short to post just one pic at a time.
60 Bucolic Cottagecore Names With Lovely Vintage Appeal
Pour a cup of dandelion tea and prepare for pastoral charm.
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Sister vibes!
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You’ll thank your lucky stars for these options.
How Long Can Cooked Chicken Sit Out Before It Goes Bad?
Hint: Probably not as long as you think.
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Yup, and there are different types, too. Just... why?