These Hilarious Memes Call Out Anti-Vaxxers' Bullsh*t

Doctors Calling Out Anti-Vaxxers’ BS On Twitter Is Our Favorite Thing

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The measles outbreak has reached a 25-year high. And to think just just two decades ago it was considered eradicated. As in gone. Kaput. Wiped out.

Yet here we are. How could that be you might ask. Except we all know how this happened — anti-vaxxers.

Yep, that’s right. All those folks that deem any chemical to be Satan’s spawn have caused the worst outbreak in generations.

If you’ve ever gotten into an argument with an anti-vaxxer, you know that their backward ass logic and woo-woo talk spirals into nonsensical gibberish that makes you either want to scream at the top  of your lungs, break small objects, or rock back and forth in the fetal position. Or maybe all three. Certainly banging your head on your desk repeatedly would be less painful than enduring pyscho-babble churned by the anti-vaxxers or being subjected to one more anti-vaxx propaganda meme, right?

Alas, never fear. Those of us who are living in the 21st Century and believe in things like, oh I don’t know, science can play the meme game too. Turns out folks who believe in science are also pretty freaking funny.

Seriously. Why are we still debating this?

Because here’s the real truth about the “BigPharma conspiracies”…

I mean, he’s not wrong.

Except, of course, anti-vaxxers don’t actually believe doctors. I mean, why believe a person who studied this shit for nearly a decade when you could believe Karen from your Bible study group or Patty and her new blogs.

Unless, of course, anti-vaxxers really like to bet against the odds.

1 in 1,000 or 1 in a million? Hmmm…. let me think about that…

Yep, maybe that’s it. They like the thrill of the gamble. Or…

It’s those damn zombies again. It’s always the zombies.

Or maybe they skipped that physics class in high school one too many times…

Except now they think they’re scientists.

And when that doesn’t work, they resort to this…

It’s not an opinion, Janice. It’s FACTS.

And no you aren’t “oppressed.” You need to just stop literally killing people with your gobblety-goop nonsense.

And let’s face it, we’re all dumber for having to listen to their anti-vaxx “science.”

So the next time anti-vaxxers make you want to grab the nearest fork to stab someone, try playing this game…

Except sadly here’s the winning prize of anti-vaxxers’ deadly game.

Except at least they won’t die of a foodborne illness from lettuce.

Which is why the rest of us be like…

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK INDEED.

Oh and P.S…