I can’t remember what it’s like to have only one or two kids. It might be the same either way. But with three or four, there is no place a parent is safe from being used as a human jungle gym. We can’t sit comfortably on the couch or even kneel down to change a diaper without being climbed or pulled on.
With Halloween around the corner and Maroon 5’s song “Animals,” this parody practically wrote itself. Any parent with multiple children, we’re sure, can relate to feeling like they are wild animals sometimes — or most of the time.