70 Cute Preschool Jokes That Are Fun For All Ages

by Team Scary Mommy
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As an adult, if you told a kids’ joke, it would probably be met with groans. But if a cute little preschooler tells the same funny joke, pun, or one-liner — and then laughs hysterically at it — it’s a whole different story. So we’ve gone ahead and collated our favorite cute jokes preschoolers will love telling over and over again. Who knows, maybe you’ll chuckle at them too! Here are preschool jokes your kids will love and love to tell.

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  1. Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A. A puddle!

  1. Q. What do elves learn in school?

A. The ELF-abet!

  1. Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

A. Arrrrrrrrrr

  1. Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

  1. Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?

A: Pencil-vania.

  1. Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

  1. Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A. Because he wasn’t “peeling” well!

  1. Q. What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?

A. Go to the moooooooooovies!

  1. Q. What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?

A. A box of quackers!

  1. Q. What’s a kitten’s favorite color?

A. Purrrrr-ple

  1. Q: What time do you go to the dentist?

A: At tooth-hurty!

  1. Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A: A bunny ribbit.

  1. Q: How do bees get to school?

A: They take the school buzz, of course!

  1. Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

  1. Q. What does a ghost like to eat for dinner?

A. Spoooooook-ghetti

  1. Q. What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?

A. A dino-SNORE


  1. Q. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A. Because she’ll “let it go”!

  1. Q. What animal cheats at games?

A. A cheetah!

  1. Q. How do bees get to school?

A. On a school “buzz”

  1. Q. What does a tree like to drink?

A. Root beer

  1. Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it.

  1. Q: Which flower talks the most?

A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

  1. Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

A: You’re a fun guy [fungi].

  1. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?

A: About a buck an ear [buccaneer]!

  1. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!

  1. Q. How does the ocean say hi?

A. It waves!

  1. Q. What do you call a dancing lamb?

A. A baaaaaaa-lerina!

  1. Q. What did the triceratops sit on?

A. It’s tricera-bottom!

  1. Q. What kind of flower grows on your face?

A. Tulips!

  1. Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A: He was a little hoarse.

  1. Q: What kind of lion never roars?

A: A dandelion!

  1. Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste.

  1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?


  1. What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?


  1. Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They’re always stuffed!

  1. What does one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

  1. How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

  1. What did the snowman ask the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

  1. Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae school.

  1. Where do cows go for entertainment?


  1. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

  1. What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

  1. What do cows read?


  1. What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

  1. What do you call a cow that can’t moo?

A milk dud.

  1. What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

  1. What is black and white and goes round and round?

A penguin in a dryer.

  1. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot

  1. Who granted the fish a wish?

The fairy codmother.

  1. What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?


  1. What is a toad’s favorite drink?


  1. What wobbles in the sky?

A Jelly-copter.

  1. What’s a monster’s favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

  1. Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank.

  1. What do penguins wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

  1. What do you call a blind dinosaur?


  1. How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

  1. What day of the week are most twins born on?


  1. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey, bud.

  1. What do you give a sick lemon?


  1. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where’s pop corn?

  1. Why was the scientist afraid of telling a chemistry joke?

He worried he wouldn’t get a reaction.

  1. Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?

Because the get stuck at “c”

  1. What’s a pirate’s favorite fish?


  1. Why do unicorns like silly jokes?

Because they’re uni-corny.

  1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?


  1. What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?

Bored games.

  1. Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They’re always stuffed!

  1. What does one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

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