If you’re looking to step up your Royal Wedding Fever game, here you go
As most people know, the wedding of Price Harry and Meghan Markle is taking place next weekend on May 19. So many people are freaking pumped for the event — and what better way to show the world just how pumped you are than sporting a swimsuit with the couple’s faces on them.
Online printing company, Bags of Love, is selling what my Scottish husband refers to as “swimming costumes” featuring the bride and groom-to-be’s faces on them. And while I could attempt to explain this awesomeness in detail, it’s probably best you see it with your own two eyes.
I mean, there’s “I love Royal weddings” excited and there’s “I love Royal weddings so much I’m willing to walk around with Harry’s beard on my bush” excited. Clearly these are meant for the latter.
According to their site, photo swimsuits are available in either matte or soft sheen Lycra, and range in sizes from XS – 4XL and they are “figure-hugging so you can swim, jump and dive with complete confidence.” I’m not a betting woman but I’d wager if you’re willing to wear one of these puppies, you’re all set in the confidence department.
And if you’re not as into Harry and Meghan as, say, Prince William and Duchess Kate have no fear, Bags of Love has you covered. Literally, they will cover your lady bits with them.
But back to Harry’s beard placement. I like a hot ginger as much as the next gal, but I’m not sure I’d want his face pubes covering my actual pubes. When asked about the, er, placement of said beard, the company told HuffPost: “Based here, in London, we fully support [the] royal heir. We also believe our choice of placement [for] Harry’s beard reflects our thoughts on accepting the body too, on accepting who you are.”
#NeverForget this classic but less, er, posh, celebrity swimsuit if royalty just isn’t your bag:
So, if your run-of-the-mill hairy chest swimsuit just won’t cut it this summer, head on over to Bags of Love and buy yourself something pretty for around $50.
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling the Royal fever now more than ever.