There are a few universal truths about kids: They are messy and loud. They’re adorable (especially when they aren’t being so messy or loud). And they are also creepy AF.
They see ghosts. They predict the future. They see and hear things that aren’t there (or are they?!).
Don’t believe me? Just check out these tweet stories for further proof.
First there are all the ghost sightings…
And the dead family members they never met. A dead brother and toys that randomly turn off? I don’t think I’d ever sleep.
Because who doesn’t have dead grandmas in the attic?
Sometimes they come back to taunt us.
Fortunately, sometimes hanging with ghosts is kinda sweet…maybe?
Well, I don’t know about the rest of them, but this one is definitely true. Family dogs never leave. C’mon, everyone knows that. Haven’t you see A Dog’s Purpose?
But then sometimes they know they just shouldn’t know.
And they like to tell us all about their past lives.
Or where they hung out before they were born.
That holding pattern holds horrible, if you ask me.
The level of details is just downright chilling.
But also kinda fascinating.
And maybe a little comforting?
But mostly it’s just horrific. Chopped off heads? HARD PASS.
Same goes for burning in an inferno from hell.
They are THE WORST fortune tellers ever.
Sometimes you go to the mall for a new pair of jeans, and come back with a death sentence.
Birthday card, death card? Same thing.
But at the end of it all, there’s recess. So at least there’s that.
Nighty-night. Sweet dreams, everyone!
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