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40+ Smooth Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed To Get You A Smile From Bae

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Showing your interest in someone can be overwhelming, no matter your relationship status. The truth is that rejection can exist even within relationships. Sometimes partners just aren’t “in the mood.” Sometimes that hottie at the bar just isn’t ready to date and it’s nothing personal. It’s not fun but it’s reality. That said, you should still get out there and try, right? What’s the line about missing 100 percent of the shots you don’t take? Relax, figuring out just the right thing to say to a potential love interest doesn’t have to be nerve-wracking. Just go at it with an open mind and a light heart. Enter: pick-up lines. A smooth pick-up line may get you an eye roll, but it’ll also get you a smile or a chuckle.

These pick-up lines are some of the smoothest. They’re a mix of things that should work on strangers or your grumpy spouse. We can’t guarantee a date or a passionate night, but we can at least guarantee that you’ll have some fun during the delivery.

A word of caution: you must know your audience. Don’t pull out dirty pick-up lines on someone you don’t know who may be offended. Stick to corny lines and our list, below, and play it safe.

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Smooth Pick-Up Lines For Guys

  1. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  2. Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  3. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?
  4. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
  5. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
  6. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.
  7. Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.
  8. Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.
  9. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  10. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
  11. Hey. I’m doing my thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
  12. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  13. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Deal?
  14. Are you a volcano? Coz I lava you!
  15. How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven.
  16. Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.
  17. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  18. If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.
  19. Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But, you’ve turned me on.
  20. Thank god I have life insurance. Because you make my heart stop.
  21. Can you do me a favor? I need you to take down my number.
  22. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.
  23. If being in love were illegal, I would want to be your partner in crime.
  24. Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?
  25. Aside from being so gorgeous and intelligent, what are your other attributes?
  26. Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?
  27. Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams.

Smooth Pick-Up Lines For Girls

  1. Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
  2. Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
  3. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  4. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  5. Did you just come out of the oven? You’re too hot to handle.
  6. Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
  7. Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest.
  8. If I was an octopus, all my hearts would belong to you.
  9. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  10. I know we’re not socks, but we make a great pair.
  11. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
  12. If I had to choose between winning the lottery or you… Obviously, I’d choose the money, but it’d be close. And I’d probably use a bunch of my money to try to woo you.
  13. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
  14. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
  15. Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational.
  16. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped.
  17. Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.
  18. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to be my next boyfriend.
  19. I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?
  20. Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
  21. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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