Halloween Costumes For Cats And Dogs That Will Make You Crack Up

MAIL MAKES ME WANT TO WAG MY TAILPay homage to your dog’s favorite — or maybe least favorite — delivery person, the UPS Guy! This polyester pet shirt comes with attached “doggo” arms, an on-brand visor, and a UPS box out for delivery.

THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOWComplete with a fake stethoscope around the doctor scrubs and two fake polyester hands holding a first-aid kit, this Pet Doctor Costume is sure to crack you up every time your cat (or dog!) slinks by wearing it. After all, laughter is the best medicine!

CALIFORNIA PUPSYour pet will look like she hopped straight out of a music video with these Katy Perry-inspired heart shades, the electric blue wig, and, of course, cupcake bra. Now all she needs is directions to Candy Land!

EXTRA PUPPERONITurn your kitty or pupperoni into an Italian delicacy with this hilariously delicious slice of pizza costume. Although, we recommend wearing it, not eating it!

REACH FOR THE SKYTransport your pet back to the days of the Wild Wild West with this adorable cowboy costume. Complete with a Western-style hat, belt-buckle, and fake arms holding a weapon, your pet will look ready to draw at all times this Halloween.

CAN I GET A VENTI PUPPACCINO TO GO?Turn your pet into a latte with the signature brown and green colors of Starbucks. The headpiece looks like a straw, the ruffle around the neck the top of the cup, and of course, the cup itself is emblazoned with the iconic Starbucks emblem.

TO INFINITY AND BEYONDThis official Disney licensed Buzz Lightyear pet costume is an out-of-this-world choice this Halloween. With a headpiece reminiscent of Buzz’s helmet and light-up wings, your pet will have no trouble communicating with Star Command during his Halloween mission.

GONNA BE THE MANE EVENTROAR! Start teaching your dog “Speak,” because while wearing this costume, you’re definitely going to want him to impress the masses by roaring on command. This lion costume comes with a mane headpiece and a tail extension fit for your furry king of the jungle.

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOUWho says dogs can’t channel the power of the force? This brown Jedi robe features ear holes for your pupper’s ears and an undershirt with a belt to secure it.

BEST THING SINCE SLICE BREADLet the memes begin… your kitty is guaranteed to win “Best in Show” with this realistic-looking costume front and center. Yes, that is a single slice of bread. (And no, to non-furry pet owners, it’s not a torture device!) Regardless of how this year’s socially distanced Halloween festivities play out, you can at least have a meow-worthy photoshoot at home.

A RAWR-TASTIC FITThis stegosaurus dog and cat costume is dino-mite! It’s constructed from two pieces (a hat for the dino head and a dino body… tail included). It comes in sizes x-small to xx-large to ensure the paw-fect fit for your dog or cat. The scaly-looking fabric and jagged back are the real deal. Last question: Is it kosher to walk your dino-cat (or dog) on a leash? #AskingForAFriend

TACO TUESDAY FTWUsher in #TacoTuesday with a snack-sized taco costume for your dog or cat—all condiments included. As extra as guacamole (in the best possible way), your pooch will easily be the star of the show. Whether you have a cute little Frenchie or a big golden retriever, no shame in wanting to parade your furry friend around town.

C IS FOR COOKIESIn the words of Cookie Monster, “It always cookie o’clock somewhere.” We dare you to disagree. If you have little ones (kids, we mean), then this Cookie Monster dog/cat costume is guaranteed to be a hit with the entire fambam. ‘Cuz come on, who doesn’t love Sesame Street? Consisting of a drawstring hat and fuzzy blue bodysuit, this costume is easy to put on and take off. The googly eyes and plush cookie are TikTok material. ‘Nuff said.