There’s nothing better than the shock value of an innocent newborn wearing a onesie that sports a design or phrase bold enough to make you spit your f*cking drink out. These funny baby onesies will make everyone do a double take thanks to their snarky, silly, and straight cray messages. Here are our top funny baby onesie picks, and yes, you can have them allll.
Innocent. With sizes available for newborns up to about 18 months, this baby onesie will melt everyone’s heart like shredded cheese melts on their tacos. It’s cute, clever, and sports one of the best food items to exist… ever. So yeah, this one will always go over well.
This baby onesie sports a phrase that some might consider too raunchy. While we wouldn’t recommend dressing your baby in it for church on Sunday morning, we do think it’s a onesie you can get a kick out of around your friends. Plus, you can strategically slip it on your baby to piss off your mother in law. And if your MIL won’t get mad about this, then you’ve really won in life.
Since babies have countless literal sh*ts and giggles in a given day, this baby onesie is really perfect for just about any regular baby.
Oh, how sweet! We always celebrate how expensive raising a human is, so it’s nice to have a baby onesie that focuses on the opposite. You know what, this baby onesie is more inspiring than it is funny.
This onesie is appropriate for the babe who drinks milk like his parents drink wine. Start ’em young!
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Aw, what looks from afar like a typical baby onesie that sports a woodland creature is boasting a different message. For fox sake is a nicer way of saying an expression that, if you have an Irish friend, you’ll appreciate a lot. No fox given.
This funny baby onesie is seriously jarring, and you’ll get a kick out of watching your friends react to it.
Dress your little jailbird up in this onesie that expresses the lack of freedom experienced while living inside of you.
Instantly turn your baby into a hot potato with this ridiculous baby onesie that’s probably one of the most family-appropriate on this list. Next time Aunt Sally is holding your babe and she starts to cry (the baby, not Aunt Sally), she’ll pass her off real quick, and hopefully not to you.
There are few things in life more silly than the idea of a judgmental baby. This onesie wins.
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