25 Snarky And Clever Doormats — Because Life Is Too Short For Boring First Impressions

The mat that says what we’re all thinking. Invite guests in, but set the expectation that they’ll be gone by 9 p.m. Visitors will laugh until they realize you’re serious. The mat itself is indoor/outdoor and made from high quality felt and rubber with non-slip backing.

But seriously, did they bring White Claws? This mat from Etsy shop KaitlinEDesigns is cute and funny and exactly what your front door needs—if you’re into White Claws, that is. The mats are hand painted and come in two sizes.

The best part about inviting a friend over is the wine they’ll bring—also the friend part, but it’s really mostly about the wine. This doormat from Etsy shop HandmadeRugsByAmanda comes in three sizes and is truly the perfect addition to any wine-loving home. (You know who you are.)

If you want people to come into your house knowing you have a top-notch personality, this is the mat… or Mat. It’s thick and coarse, effective getting loose dirt off shoes.

If your dog is in charge, this doormat just makes sense. Made from super scraper coir, the mat is thick, has rubber backing, and comes in one size: 30 in. x 18 in.

“That’s what she said” jokes will never die. If you’re a fan of The Office, you owe it to yourself and Michael Scott to get this doormat and laugh every time you pass it. It’s available in three sizes.

This durable coir doormat tells it like it is. “Hi” and “Bye” pretty much sums up the essence of a welcome mat. It has vinyl backing to help prevent movement and slippage.

This doormat cuts to the chase. “Sup” is a cool version of a welcome mat. It has rubber backing, and according to reviews, the mat isn’t harsh on feet, but it gets the dirt off shoes. The size is 30 in. x 18 in.

This “Hey Y’all” doormat is a cute and fun way to welcome visitors, especially if you’re either from the South or have an appreciation for it. Made out of coir material, the dimensions of this mat are 32 in. x 16 in.

Whether you live in the desert or you just appreciate desert vibes, this chic doormat would be the perfect addition to your entryway. It’s made of coir with vinyl backing, and the dimensions are 29 in. x 17 in.

A retro boombox doormat is ideal for anyone who loves music, but also for anyone with kids who have absolutely no idea what a boombox is. Consider it a history lesson. This non-slip, thick outdoor mat is 30 in. x 18 in.

Super Mario Bros. fans, this one’s for you. It’s also for any of your visitors who enjoy the occasional dose of nostalgia. The mat is made out of coco coir, and the dimensions are 23 in. x 15 in.

The classic Beatles song on a not-so-classic doormat will definitely bring some fun to your entryway. The mat comes in two sizes, and it’s pretty thin, so its recommended use is for indoors. Made from high quality vinyl, a non-slip backing helps keep the mat in place so you don’t slip and slide while carrying six bags of groceries and two kids.

If you’re a big Star Wars fan, you’ve probably embraced your awesome nerdiness. So, there’s absolutely no reason why you shouldn’t have a Star Wars doormat to let everyone know how ridiculous they are for not also having a Star Wars doormat. The dimensions are 24 in. x 16 in.

If you’re looking for a conversation starter doormat, this is a fun one—especially because you will, in fact, be at your destination. Although the color looks gray in the photo, according to reviews, it’s actually natural coir. The dimensions are 30 in. x 18 in.

The truth is, not everyone’s welcome in your home, but being funny about it makes it less awkward. This mat from Etsy shop CatchyDoormats is made from coir and natural coconut fibers with a rubber backing, and according to reviews, it’s really great quality. The mat comes in several size options.

If you have a kid who’s moderately to extremely obsessed with rainbows, this mat will bring all the happiness. It’s weather-resistant, has non-slip PVC backing, and made from 100% natural coir materials.

This doormat is the perfect way to let visitors know that yes, you do have cats and yes, they will judge you (obviously). Made out of rubber, this charcoal-colored cat mat is 30 in. x 18 in. According to reviews, the mat is comfortable on the feet while successfully removing dirt, sand, water, etc. from shoes.

You will likely be the only home on the block with this adorable doormat. According to reviews, it’s thick and well-made from high quality materials. The size of this mat is 30 in. x 18 in.

This doormat will make everyone chuckle, but it’s also a high quality mat with over 900 5-star reviews on Amazon. The 30 in. x 18 in. mat is made from coir with vinyl backing

When you want to politely tell someone to go away, RuPaul can help. This “Sashay Away” doormat will only offend people who don’t watch “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” but that’s on them. The size of this mat is 26 in. x 18 in.

This one might feel rude, but the only people offended by it will probably be people you don’t want coming over anyway. (AKA those who don’t know your sense of humor… or have one themselves). Made from natural coir with non-slip backing, this mat is 29.5 in. x 17.5 in.

Even though this doormat is obviously meant to be a joke, it’s also a good way to let your guests know the types of important things you’re into—for next time. Made from rubber, this 23.6 in. x 15.7 in. mat has non-slip backing.

A funny mat that’ll have people guessing whether or not you’re referring to them. The fun part is letting them wonder. This doormat is pretty thin and would last longer inside your entryway that outside, but the joke is worth it. The mat comes in three sizes.

This doormat is perfect for people who really, really love nachos. But it’s also perfect for a very funny person who needs everyone else to know that their home is, in fact, nacho house (not yo house).