by Scary Mommy
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You know how people write out WOOT!!! on-line, but you can never really imagine them saying it? Because they don’t, in real life, ever?

It’s the same with squeeeee!! What is squeeeeeing, exactly? And, who actually squeeeees? Nobody, right? Yet we see it online constantly.

Well, I’ll tell you a secret: I do. Squeeeee, that is, and I’ve been doing a lot of it lately. Outloud.



Sorry, I’m just so excited to have you finally see the cover of my book, due out April 3. I’m better now.

(Actually, I’m not. As Jeff can attest, I have completely entered the “holy shit I wrote a book and now I need to sell it” phase. He can also attest that it ain’t pretty.)


Apologies, again.

I really hope you’ll like it. I’m pretty sure you will. Plus, it’s a mere ten bucks and is eligible for free shipping.

So, go! Before I squeeeee again.


(Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

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