Here’s How to Survive the Holidays Scary Mommy Style


‘Tis the season to lose your sh*t — uh, we mean be jolly. Cancel out all the mansplaining you’ve endured this week with some good old-fashioned momsplaining. These pro tips from a seasoned Scary Mommy include how to avoid family drama at the dinner table, escape grandma for some alone time, and get lightly buzzed off gingerbread. Happy ho, ho, ho to you!

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