Toy Story Land Is Coming To Disney And People Are Losing Their Chill

by Thea Glassman
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Toy Story Land is coming to Disney

Get ready to go to infinity and beyond all over again. Toy Story Land is officially coming to Disney World and it looks like a beautiful, colorful dream. The attraction opens on June 30th — so you should probably start packing your family’s bags immediately.

Toy Story Land pays homage to all three Disney movies so if you’re feeling a little rusty, you should probably have a family binge watch session now (just try not to ugly sob during that bit when Andy leaves for college). There’s going to be a Slinky Dog Dash — which is basically a roller coaster that looks exactly like the lovable toy Slinky — along with Alien Swirling Saucers, which resembles Andy’s exact galactic play set. Oh yeah, and there’s also a life-size version of “The Claw” that hangs over you as you bounce around on your friendly neighborhood alien.

There’s going to be a new Toy Story-themed carnival game box as well, featuring — per Disney — “whimsical, fast-paced games.” When you’re feeling sufficiently buoyant, head on over to Woody’s Lunch Box, which offers up food, soda floats, and plenty of toy decorations.

While Tom Hanks probably won’t be making an appearance, you just know he’s there in spirit.

If you’re starting to feel extreme feelings of giddiness, you are definitely not alone. There are literally LIFE-SIZE GREEN ARMY MEN. And so, so many dreamy rides kids will love. Be still our hearts.

The whole internet has officially been reduced to 5-year-olds and I’m very much okay with that.

Sigh. If you need me, I’ll be humming “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” until the end of time.

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