What You Can Put IN And What You Should Keep OUT of Your Vag

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What can go in and what you should not put in your vagina is important. Just because it fits, doesn’t mean it belongs there. Madge the Vag talks to an expert on what is safe to put in your vagina. Should you put Petroleum jelly, fruit, vegetables, ice, tea tree oil, yogurt, garlic, facial masks, exfoliators, bush handles, toothbrushes, perfume, powder, lubricants (lube), whipped cream, chocolate sauce, sugar in your vagina? Allow Madge the Vag to explain what can go IN and what you need to keep OUT of your vagina. Just because it fits, doesn’t mean it’s fit!

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Series Description: Madge the Vag is a quirky mom on a mission to spread (literally) the word on everything vagina. She may have a 1950s wardrobe, but approaches women’s vaginal health in a refreshing way that is very today. Madge highlights a taboo topic or challenging issue many women face but may be afraid to talk about. She interviews experts on a range of topics like pubic hair, yeast infections and sex.

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