Remember back when the glitter bomb came out and you were dying to send one to all of your deepest frenemies?
Well, a glitter filled envelope now looks like a sincere act of kindness… compared to the Jart.
Really want to send a strong message to that special asshole in your life? What better way than with some signature ass air?
Dear God, what will they think of next? Lets’s not even try to imagine.
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