13 Super-Relatable Tweets About The Perils Of Being Pregnant

These 13 Tweets Will Have Pregnant Folks Saying ‘It Me!’

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As a person who has been pregnant three times, I know how serious shit can get. Bending over, sneezing, or moving one inch to the left makes you piss your pants. Sleeping doesn’t happen when you are carrying around a squiggly, kicking human, and I once had heartburn so vile I woke up out of  a dead sleep as bile was making its way up my chest and throat.

The mood swings can put any PMS-ing teenager to shame, and get the hell out of the way if the pregnant person in your life is hungry. Oh, and PSA: don’t ever, ever suggest sharing food and suggesting a different meal than what they’ve said they want. Like, ever.

If you are with child, or have been pregnant in your life, you will feel these tweets like you feel a foot in the bladder that makes you squirt urine in those damn pregnancy pants that chafe because, lucky you, your vagina has probably tripled in size.

You have all the emotions, they are all running wild, and you have no idea who you are going to be next.