100 Best Pick Up Lines For Guys That Will Have Your Phone Blowing Up In No Time

by Team Scary Mommy
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Have a cute girl or guy in your sights but feeling stuck when it comes to busting out a good line to break the ice? Whether you’re making the first move on a dating app or hitting up someone IRL, sometimes flirting is easier when you’ve got a few good pick up lines in your back pocket. Which is why we searched for the funniest, corniest, sweetest, and most romantic pick up lines that are sure to get her/him smiling. Read on for the best pick up lines for guys.

  1. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  3. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  5. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  6. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  7. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  9. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
  10. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
  11. Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
  12. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  13. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
  14. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  15. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  16. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  17. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  18. When God made you, he was showing off.
  19. Does your family sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  20. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  21. Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  22. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  23. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  24. Aren’t you tired of running in my mind the whole day?
  25. If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you then I would have 5 cents.
  26. Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
  27. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  28. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  29. People call me [blank], but you can call me Tonight!
  30. Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
  31. You look familiar – did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
  32. You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
  33. Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.
  34. You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
  35. If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
  36. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  37. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you the room became beautiful.
  38. Please don’t go or else I will have to call the cops. Because you stole my heart.
  39. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  40. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
  41. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  42. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  43. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  44. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  45. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  46. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  47. If you were a steak you would be well done.
  48. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  49. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
  50. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

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  1. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  2. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  3. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us.
  4. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  5. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  6. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  7. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  8. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  9. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
  10. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  11. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  12. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
  13. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
  14. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  15. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
  16. “Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.” (Rumi)
  17. “You know you’re in love when you don’t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” (Dr. Seuss)
  18. “Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.” (Nizar Qabbani)
  19. I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.” (Pablo Neruda)
  20. “I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.” (W.B. Yeats)
  21. “Come live with me, and be my love, and we will some new pleasures prove.” (John Donne)
  22. “Love at the lips was touch as sweet as I could bear; And once that seemed too much; I lived on air.” (Robert Frost)
  23. “You are cotton caught in the air. I am unfurling laces in your body.” (Derrick Brown)
  24. “your hand touching mine. this is how galaxies collide.” (Sanober Khan)
  25. “In this story I am the poet You’re the poetry.” (Arzum Uzun)
  26. “She walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies.” (Lord Byron)
  27. “I may be the outlaw, but you’re the one stealing my heart.” (Thelma & Louise)
  28. “I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave.” (Face/Off)
  29. “Now on the one hand, it’s very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But on the other hand, should that be your problem?” (Hitch)
  30. “That’s a nice dress — where’s the rest of it?” (Internal Affairs)
  31. “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.” (Anchorman)
  32. “Now what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?” (You Only Live Twice)
  33. “See, I’ve got this little problem. I’ve got a stalker… I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we’re having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.” (Vanilla Sky)
  34. “I don’t know how to put this, but… I’m kind of a big deal.” (Anchorman)
  35. “You are everything I never knew I always wanted.” (Fools Rush In)
  36. “Drop that zero and get with the hero.” (Cool as Ice)
  37. “How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense, it could conceivably change your political views?” (Sure Thing)
  38. “You’re prettier than I am.” (Knocked Up)
  39. “You know, it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff.” (My Blue Heaven)
  40. “You complete me.” (Jerry Maguire)
  41. “You need kissing badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.”(Gone with the Wind)
  42. “I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.” (Hitch)
  43. “Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.” (Unfaithful)
  44. “Swoon. I’ll catch you.” (The English Patient)
  45. “I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.” (Broadcast News)
  46. “You make me want to be a better man.” (As Good As It Gets)
  47. “I like you very much. Just as you are.” (Bridget Jones’ Diary)
  48. “I really wish you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.” (Leaving Las Vegas)
  49. “I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)
  50. “I want all of you. Forever. Every day.” (The Notebook)

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