20+ End Of The World Quotes And Jokes: Armageddon Quotes

Just 20+ End Of The World Quotes And Jokes For When There’s No Tomorrow

end of the world quotes and jokes
jacoblund/ Getty

End of the world, Armageddon, Doomsday — call it what you want, humanity’s been anticipating and thinking about the end of life as we know it since its very beginning. And where our thoughts go, culture follows. Nostradamus, the Mayans, Y2K, and Bruce Willis in Armageddon all somehow contributed to the fear. Although to be fair, Deep Impact is a superior end-times movie from 1998 and doesn’t get the credit it deserves. But we digress.

Though it might truly feel like the end of the world as the frightening realities of the coronavirus pandemic send the entire global community into quarantine, this too shall pass. Perhaps it’s people’s fear they don’t actually have as much control as they’d like, or that we really are just a collection of cells on a tiny blue dot in space, there’s not much you can do but read the thoughtful, and often quippy, words of others to come to peace with our time on earth.

So, with that in mind, we’ve collected a sampling of the funniest and most introspective end of the world quotes and jokes to get you to tomorrow.

1. People are making end of the world jokes, like there’s no tomorrow.

2. If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas would it stay in Vegas?

3. What if once everyone was a zombie and there was a human apocalypse?

4. It’s the end of the world? Nope, just Monday.

5. “What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly.” — Richard Bach

6. “The end of the world is on people’s minds. We have the power to destroy or save ourselves, but the question is what do you do with that responsibility.” — Nicolas Cage

7. “Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! ” ― Hergé

8. “Everyone, deep in their hearts, is waiting for the end of the world to come.”― Haruki Murakami

9. “Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.”― Roger Zelazny

10. “The End is Nigh!” the man shouted.
“Is there still time for hot chocolate?” Riley asked.
The-End-is-Nigh guy blinked. “Ah, maybe, I don’t know.” ― Jana Oliver, Forbidden

11. “They say the captain goes down with the ship, so when the world ends, will God go down with it?”
― Fall Out Boy

12. “Funny story, Kent. It’s the end of the world!” — Homer Simpson

End of the world quotes

13. “It’s the end of the world every day, for someone.”― Margaret Atwood

14. “How baffling it is that we imagined cities incinerated by alien bombs and death rays when all they really needed was Mother Nature and time.”― Rick Yancey

15. “End of the human race is just part of an endless life cycle.”― Toba Beta

16. “This is the way the world ends/ Not with a bang but a whimper.” ― T.S. Eliot

17. “To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart.” ― Daniel Patrick Moynihan

18. “I sat in the dark and thought: There’s no big apocalypse. Just an endless procession of little ones.”
― Neil Gaiman

19. “My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)” ― Graham Parke

20. “I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence.”― Neil Gaiman

21. “What if nobody showed up at Armageddon?”― C R Strahan

22. “I love my virginity to the apocalypse.”― Scott Westerfeld

23. “One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive one.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

24. “What’s the news?/
None, my lord, but that the world’s grown honest,
Then is doomsday near.” — William Shakespeare

25. “In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.”― Neil Degrasse Tyson

26. “The only thing that is the end of the world is the end of the world.” — Barack Obama

end of the world quotes