55 Hilarious Alpaca And Llama Jokes So Funny They'll Make You Spit

55 Llama And Alpaca Jokes So Funny You’ll Spit

July 1, 2020 Updated December 2, 2020

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Do you love a little llama drama? Are you dying to start an alpaca farm? Well, do we have some jokes for you! While not exactly the same animals, the two adorable floofsters are often used interchangeably for stuffed animals, stickers and other fun llama-themed or alpaca-themed junk marketed toward fans. We’d be mad, but we’re just too happy for fun tie-dye stuffie versions of our favorite animals, even if they’re not exactly the same thing. As soon discover, jokesters think llamas and alpacas are interchangeable, too. So many of these llama jokes turn into alpaca jokes that we gave them their own section. Enjoy!

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Llama Jokes That Are Basic-ally Hysterical

1. What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?

A turtleneck sweater

2. What do llamas call the end of time?

Llamageddon

3. Did you hear about the woman who broke up with her boyfriend and moved to Peru?

What a llama queen

4. What’s a llama’s favorite song?

Llama Chameleon

5. What happens when you stand between to llamas?

You get llamanated.

6. What’s a llama’s favorite drink?

Llamanade

7. What do you call a secret group of llamas?

The i-llama-nati.

8. What do you call a very fast llama?

A Llamagini

9. What’s more amazing than a talking llama?

A spelling bee.

10. What’s llama’s favourite film?

Llamadeus

11. What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?

Llama-llama-ding-dong!

12. What did the llama get when he graduated school?

A dipllama

“Famous” Llama Jokes

13. Who is a llama’s favorite rapper?

Kendrick llama

14. Who is the llama spiritual leader?

The Dalai Llama

15. Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey

16. Who is a llama’s favorite president?

Barack Ollama

17. Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?

Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.

If Llamas Could Tell Llama Jokes

18. How do llamas respond when someone says, “thank you?”

“No probllama”

19. What did the llama say when he was robbed?

“I’ve been fleeced!”

20. What did the llama say to the grass?

“Nice gnawing you!”

21. What did the llama say to the depressed camel?

“Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump.”

22. What do llamas say when they meet someone new?

“Fleeced to meet you!”

23. What do llamas always say after yoga class?

“Llamaste”

Llama Jokes That Are Actually Alpaca Jokes

24. Why don’t llamas like singing with backing music?

They prefer to sing alpacapella

25. What actor do llamas love?

Al Pacacino

26. What did the llama say when he was invited on vacation?

“Alpaca my bags!”

27. Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

30. How do alpacas get you in the morning?

They set their allamas

31. What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce?

“I guess alpaca my things.”

32. What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?

Alpacalypse

33. No one is afraid of llama kisses.

But, why is everyone afraid of the alpaca lips?

34. What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca?

“Don’t-a worry! It’s a fals-a llama.”

35. What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

36. When does a alpaca go “moo”?

When it is learning a new language!

A Few More Llama Jokes

37. Why did the llama cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

38. What did the llama see when he looked in the mirror?

His spitting image.

39. Why else did the llama cross the road?

He wanted to prove to the possum that it could be done.

40. What did the camel say to the llama?

Let me teach you how to spit!

41. Why don’t Lucy Llama and Lacey Llama get along?

Typical llama drama

42. What is a llama’s favorite Justin Bieber lyrics?

“My llama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

43. Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

44. What happens when you stand between two llamas? You get llamanated!

45. What is a llama’s favorite drink? Llamanade.

46. Alpacas: Soon it’ll be the alpacalypse!

Llamas: You mean llamageddon.

47. I’m tired of these llama jokes. Alpaca my bags and leave.

48. What did the llama say to his friend?
“Is your mama a llama?”

49. What do you call a very fast llama?
A llamaghini

Llama and alpaca puns

50. No prob llama!

51. Llama mia, here I go again.

52. ¿Como te llama?

53. My llama don’t like you, and she likes everyone!

54. I got a wool llama love for you!

55. Why don’t you just save the drama for your llama?