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Oh, Target. Just Shut Up And Take More Of My Money.

by Samantha Angoletta
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Oh, Target. You are my muse. You always comes through for me, like a loyal, treasured friend, even when I had no idea that I needed what you were offering.

Like these coffee mugs.

This new collection is killing me, and I feel like I need every single one.

This one:

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This one:

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This one:

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And this one:

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And, if you’re feeling lovey-dovey, maybe these too:

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The hits just keep coming. And I’m not sure if I want them all for me, or if I’m going to take the altruistic “I’m such a good friend” route and offer up a pick-me-up to my favorite girlfriends.

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To be clear, I do not need another vessel to hold my precious life-giving coffee, but that’s not going to stop me. Because Target.

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