190+ Funny Dirty Names That Are Immature But Hilarious

If, like Bart Simpson, you were a fan of prank calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like “I.P. Freely,” then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. You’re not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, funny dirty names is searched for nearly 5,400 times per month! Some dirty name lists out there are obviously pretty awful, full of sexist, and racist overtones, something we have eschewed in our roundup, below. So if some names are not as filthy as you wanted, hey, at least they’re funny.
Whether you use this list to entertain your friends, or as a guide for what not to name your next child, let this be your guide to the silliest names out there. So, without further ado, here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child.
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- Ader Titsoff
- Adolf Oliver Nipple
- A. Nellsechs
- A. Nelprober
- A.S. Muncher
- Amanda D. P. Throat
- Amanda Hugginkiss
- Amanda Hump
- Amanda Lick
- Amanda Mount
- Amanda Poker
- Andy Cornholder
- Andy Feltherbush
- Andy Felthersnatch
- Anita B. Jainow
- Anita Bath
- Anita Dick
- Anita Dickenme
- Anita Dump
- Anita Fartinghouse
- Anita Hanjaab
- Anita Hardcok
- Anita Head
- Anita Hoare
- Anita Naylor
- Annie Position
- Anya Neeze
- Annie Position
- Banana Hammock
- Bartolos Colonoscopy
- Bea O’Problem
- Ben Derhover
- Ben Gurgen Hoffe
- Ben N. Syder
- Ben O. Verbich
- Ben R. Over
- Benoit Bawles
- Berry McCaulkiner
- Betty Drilzzer
- Betty Humper
- Betty Humpter
- Betty Phuckzer
- Bruce D. Cocque
- Bo N. Herr
- Brooke N. Rubbers
- Bruce D. Cocque
- Bruce D. Lipps
- Buck Nekkid
- Buster Cherry
- Buster Himen
- Clee Torres
- C. Mike Rack
- Cole Ostamie
- Colin Forsecs
- Connie Lingus
- Craven Moorehead
- Curley Pubes
- Dang Lin-Wang
- Daryl B. Payne
- Dick Long
- Dick Myaz
- Dick Nose
- Dick Pound
- Dick Ramdass
- Dick Raasch
- Dill Doe
- Dixie Normous
- Dixie Rect
- Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
- Dixon Butts
- Dixon Kuntz
- Drew Peanoze
- E. Norma Scock
- E. Norma Stits
- E. Normous Peter
- E. Rex Sean
- Eaton Beaver
- Eileen Ulick
- Eaton Beaver
- Eileen Ulick
- Fluffy Cookie
- Gazzy Colon
- Harry Azcrac
- Harry Cox
- Harry Johnson
- Hairy Poppins
- Heywood Japulmah Finga
- I. C. Yadick
- I. P. Freely
- Ivana Tinkle
- Jenny Tayla
- Kenny Dewitt
- Laffmy Titsoff
- Kareem O’Weet
- Lance Lyde
- Lee Keyrear
- Lee Nover
- Leo Tarred
- Lipin Jection
- Lou Briccant
- Lon Moore
- Lou Sirr
- Luke Atmyass
- Madka Owdiseez
- Martha Fokker
- Marion Money
- Mark Z. Spot
- Mary Juana
- Master Bates
- May I. Tutchem
- Maya Buttreeks
- Max E. Mumm
- Max E. Pad
- Mel Keetehts
- Michael Toris
- Mike Rotchburns
- Miya Buttreaks
- Nadia Seymour
- Nick O’ Teen
- Oliver Closeoff
- Ollie Tabooger
- Pat Myaz
- Patty Meltt
- Phil Down
- Peter Pantz
- Pierre Pants
- Phil Accio
- Poppa Woody
- Rhoda Hotte
- Robin D. Craydle
- Roch Myaz
- Ron Chee
- Rueben G. Spaut
- Sal Ami
- Semour Asscrack
- Seymour Buttz
- Sheeza Freak
- Stella Virgin
- Ura Snotball
- Vye Agra
- Vye Brator
- Wayne Kerr
- Willie B. Hardigan
- Willie Eetmioutt
- Willie Layer
- Wilma Dickfit
- Wilma Fingerdoo
- Yuri Nator
Funny Names of Sexual Positions
149. Far King Hell
150. Butter Churner 151. Tiger Style 152. The Left-Handed Stranger 153. The Abe Lincoln 154. Say Hi To The Brown Eye 155. The Couch Potato 157. Upstanding Citizen 158. Scoop Me Up 159. Captain Morgan 160. The Pretzel
Funny Names From Pop Culture
161. Honey Rider, Dr. No
162. Steve Stifler, American Pie 163. Allota Fagina, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery 164. Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy 165. Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights 166. Holly Golightly, Breakfast At Tiffany’s 167. Hot Lips O’Houlihan, M*A*S*H* 168. Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Some Like It Hot
Unique Funny Dirty Names
Each name is special, while some are pretty hilarious. Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people. The names below are so unique and strange you might just think we made them up. But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious.
169. Shelby Warde and Joe Looney
170. Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi 171. Dick Passwater 172. Fabulous Flournoy 173. Hans Ohff 174. Zig Steenine 175. Watson Herbusch 176. Tal E. Whacker 177. Stacy Rect 178. Marijuana Pepsi Jackson 179. KVIIIlyn 180. Edward Cocaine
Even More LOL’inducing Dirty Names
181. Erin Gobraless
182. Fonda Cox 183. Harry Balsack 184. Bouncy Nuggets 185. Barry Mapole 186. Tokyo Sexwale 187. Batman Bin Suparman 188. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop 189. Crystal 190. Emerson Bigguns 191. Willie Stroker
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