Parenting

190+ Funny Dirty Names That Are Immature But Hilarious

Updated: 11.16.2021

Originally Published: 3.1.2020

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If, like Bart Simpson, you were a fan of prank calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like “I.P. Freely,” then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. You’re not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, funny dirty names is searched for nearly 5,400 times per month! Some dirty name lists out there are obviously pretty awful, full of sexist, and racist overtones, something we have eschewed in our roundup, below. So if some names are not as filthy as you wanted, hey, at least they’re funny.

Whether you use this list to entertain your friends, or as a guide for what not to name your next child, let this be your guide to the silliest names out there. So, without further ado, here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child.

If you’re into fun and games for adults why not check out our package on all things dirty like dirty truth or dare, dirty knock-knock jokes, dirty riddles, and dirty pick-up lines, among others.

Are you interested in actual baby names for your little tot that are less of a joke? We’ve got comprehensive lists for middle names for boys, one-syllable names, unique middle names for girls, last names as first names, nicknames as first names for your kiddo, and so much more!

Ader Titsoff
Adolf Oliver Nipple
A. Nellsechs
A. Nelprober
A.S. Muncher
Amanda D. P. Throat
Amanda Hugginkiss
Amanda Hump
Amanda Lick
Amanda Mount
Amanda Poker
Andy Cornholder
Andy Feltherbush
Andy Felthersnatch
Anita B. Jainow
Anita Bath
Anita Dick
Anita Dickenme
Anita Dump
Anita Fartinghouse
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hardcok
Anita Head
Anita Hoare
Anita Naylor
Annie Position
Anya Neeze
Annie Position
Banana Hammock
Bartolos Colonoscopy
Bea O’Problem
Ben Derhover
Ben Gurgen Hoffe
Ben N. Syder
Ben O. Verbich
Ben R. Over
Benoit Bawles
Berry McCaulkiner
Betty Drilzzer
Betty Humper
Betty Humpter
Betty Phuckzer
Bruce D. Cocque
Bo N. Herr
Brooke N. Rubbers
Bruce D. Cocque
Bruce D. Lipps
Buck Nekkid
Buster Cherry
Buster Himen
Clee Torres
C. Mike Rack
Cole Ostamie
Colin Forsecs
Connie Lingus
Craven Moorehead
Curley Pubes
Dang Lin-Wang
Daryl B. Payne
Dick Long
Dick Myaz
Dick Nose
Dick Pound
Dick Ramdass
Dick Raasch
Dill Doe
Dixie Normous
Dixie Rect
Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
Dixon Butts
Dixon Kuntz
Drew Peanoze
E. Norma Scock
E. Norma Stits
E. Normous Peter
E. Rex Sean
Eaton Beaver
Eileen Ulick
Eaton Beaver
Eileen Ulick
Fluffy Cookie
Gazzy Colon
Harry Azcrac
Harry Cox
Harry Johnson
Hairy Poppins
Heywood Japulmah Finga
I. C. Yadick
I. P. Freely
Ivana Tinkle
Jenny Tayla
Kenny Dewitt
Laffmy Titsoff
Kareem O’Weet
Lance Lyde
Lee Keyrear
Lee Nover
Leo Tarred
Lipin Jection
Lou Briccant
Lon Moore
Lou Sirr
Luke Atmyass
Madka Owdiseez
Martha Fokker
Marion Money
Mark Z. Spot
Mary Juana
Master Bates
May I. Tutchem
Maya Buttreeks
Max E. Mumm
Max E. Pad
Mel Keetehts
Michael Toris
Mike Rotchburns
Miya Buttreaks
Nadia Seymour
Nick O’ Teen
Oliver Closeoff
Ollie Tabooger
Pat Myaz
Patty Meltt
Phil Down
Peter Pantz
Pierre Pants
Phil Accio
Poppa Woody
Rhoda Hotte
Robin D. Craydle
Roch Myaz
Ron Chee
Rueben G. Spaut
Sal Ami
Semour Asscrack
Seymour Buttz
Sheeza Freak
Stella Virgin
Ura Snotball
Vye Agra
Vye Brator
Wayne Kerr
Willie B. Hardigan
Willie Eetmioutt
Willie Layer
Wilma Dickfit
Wilma Fingerdoo
Yuri Nator

Funny Names of Sexual Positions

149. Far King Hell

150. Butter Churner 151. Tiger Style 152. The Left-Handed Stranger 153. The Abe Lincoln 154. Say Hi To The Brown Eye 155. The Couch Potato 157. Upstanding Citizen 158. Scoop Me Up 159. Captain Morgan 160. The Pretzel

Funny Names From Pop Culture

161. Honey Rider, Dr. No

162. Steve Stifler, American Pie 163. Allota Fagina, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery 164. Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy 165. Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights 166. Holly Golightly, Breakfast At Tiffany’s 167. Hot Lips O’Houlihan, M*A*S*H* 168. Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Some Like It Hot

Unique Funny Dirty Names

Each name is special, while some are pretty hilarious. Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people. The names below are so unique and strange you might just think we made them up. But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious.

169. Shelby Warde and Joe Looney

170. Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi 171. Dick Passwater 172. Fabulous Flournoy 173. Hans Ohff 174. Zig Steenine 175. Watson Herbusch 176. Tal E. Whacker 177. Stacy Rect 178. Marijuana Pepsi Jackson 179. KVIIIlyn 180. Edward Cocaine

Even More LOL’inducing Dirty Names

181. Erin Gobraless

182. Fonda Cox 183. Harry Balsack 184. Bouncy Nuggets 185. Barry Mapole 186. Tokyo Sexwale 187. Batman Bin Suparman 188. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop 189. Crystal 190. Emerson Bigguns 191. Willie Stroker

This article was originally published on 3.1.2020