33 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes That Are Hilariously NSFW – Scary Mommy

30+ Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes That Are Not For Your Mother’s Eyes

April 2, 2020 Updated August 5, 2020

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Welcome to school. Because we’re about to school you in the art of the dirty joke. Yes, there’s an art to it. It should be naughty without being offensive. Toe the line of impropriety without crossing it. And never be humorous at the expense of others. Okay, with that out of the way, let’s get to the funny stuff.

Are dirty knock knock jokes immature? Hell yeah. They’re probably in the same category as dirty riddles and puns (and maybe even dirty truth or dare). But whether you’re 14, 34, or 54, laughing at the ludicrous is good for the soul. So with that in mind, we’ve rounded up some NSFW knock knock jokes that are just bad enough to not be okay at work, but dirty enough to make your raunchiest friend giggle.

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1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Woz.

Woz who?

Up your wazoo!

2. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey see a condom? It’s dark in here!

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3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

I AM NOT A POO HOW DARE YOU.

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

School.

School who?

School your ass.

5. Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

Asshole!

Asshole who!

Open the door and find out, asshole!

6. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Fuck you said.

Fuck you said who?

“Me!”

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Some!

Some who?

Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

8. Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

Bull.

Bull who?

Bullshitter!

9. Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

Tara.

Tara Who?

Tara McClosoff

10. Knock, knock

Who’s there Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

You eat your poo?! Gross!

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not someone.

Not someone who?

Not someone who will get you laid.

13. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Madam

Madam who?

Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

14. Knock Knock

Who’s There?

(sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

15. Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Justin

Justin who?

You’re justin time to hear me fart!

16. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

17. Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!

18. Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts

19. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Parton!

Parton who?

Parton my French!

20. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana kiss your lips off.

21. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you!

22. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!

23. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Anita!

Anita who?

Anita you right now!

24. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Idaho!

Idaho who?

I da ho? No! You da ho!

25. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey have a condom handy?

26. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not your wife.

27. “Knock knock”

“Come in”

God damn it.

28. Knock knock!

Whos There?

Tanaka!

Tanaka who?

Tanaka you up!

29. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Anita!

Anita who?

Anita take a shit!

30. Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Budweiser!

Budweiser who?

Budweiser dirty knock knock jokes so filthy?

31. Knock knock!

Who’s There?

Khan! Khan who?

Uh, oh, Khan-dom broke!

32. Knock knock

Who’s there Centipede

Centipede who?

Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree

33. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pileup!

Pileup who (pile of poo)?

Ewwwwwww