25+ 'Futurama' Quotes That Are Next-Level Galaxy Brain

by Laura Grainger
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Futurama took us back to the hilarious future for several seasons until it wrapped in 2013. A brainchild of The Simpsons creator Matt Groening, the show followed a similar style in animation but is less family-friendly. An adult cartoon through and through, Futurama featured plenty of funny one-liners and sex jokes as it followed human, robotic and alien characters into the 30th Century.

We’ve compiled a list of hilarious and relatable Futurama quotes that showcase just how out-of-this-world the show was. Featuring Fry, Bender, and the rest of the gang, these funny lines will bring you on a trip down memory lane. Read on and look to the future…by reminiscing on TV past!

“Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap – I forgot to get a girlfriend again.” –Fry

“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!” –Dr. Zoidberg

“I’m so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.” –Bender

“This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I’d like it to be a pleasant one.” –Leela

“Finally, a uniform I’d be happy to be caught dead in!” –Amy

“Shut up and take my money!” –Fry

“That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.” –Zapp Brannigan

“Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!” –Professor

“Game’s over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.” –Bender

“Two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could afford the one, and the car.” –Dr. Zoidberg

“My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?” –Fry

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“Fry, please try to understand. You’re a man. I’m a woman. We’re just too different.” –Leela

“If you ask me, it’s mighty suspicious. I’m gonna call the police. Right after I flush some things.” –Hermes

“Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?” –Bender

“They’re like sex, except I’m having them!” –Fry

“Well, you obviously won’t listen to reason. So, I guess I’ll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.” –Leela

“Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people.” –Dr. Zoidberg

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” –Professor

“I hope he didn’t die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.” –Bender

“I never thought it would end this way, gunned down by Santa Claus.” –Fry

“Why can’t she just drink herself happy like a normal person?” –Bender

“You can’t keep boogieing like this. You’ll come down with a fever of some sort.” –Leela

“You win again, gravity.” –Zapp Brannigan

“This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!” –Bender

“If rich people think it’s good, I’ll buy it. One art, please!” –Dr. Zoidberg

“Bite my shiny metal ass.” –Bender

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