50+ Halloween Jokes, Riddles, And Puns For Kids — Silly Kid's Jokes

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Your child is running around, high on Halloween candy, with their superhero cape — or mummy bandages — trailing behind them. Has there ever been a better time to have them howling with laughter? Here are our favorite spooky Halloween jokes that are kid-friendly and mummy-approved clean puns, ghost jokes, vampire jokes, werewolf jokes, and Halloween knock-knock jokes.

1. What animal dresses up and howls?

A wear-wolf.

2. What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

3. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

4. Why are cemeteries so popular?

Everyone’s dying to get in.

5. Why was the Witch’s broom late?

It over-swept.

6. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

7. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

A trom-bone.

8. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?

Your teeth.

9. Why are spiders great web developers?

They like finding bugs.

10. Why do vampires always seem sick?

They’re always coffin.

11. What’s scarier than a monster?

A momster.

12. Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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13. How does a witch style her hair?

With scare-spray.

14. What do you call two witches who live together?

Broomates.

15. Why don’t vampires have a lot of friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.

16. What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet.

17. What happens to a vampire in the snow?

Frost bite.

18. What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sand-witch.

19. What kind of monster likes to dance?

The boogeyman.

20. Where do werewolves store their junk?

A were-house.

21. Where do ghosts like to go swimming?

Lake Erie.

22. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice scream.

23. What was the ghost’s favorite band?

The Grateful Dead.

24. How did the vampire marathon end?

Neck and neck.

25. What kind of boat does a vampire travel in?

A blood vessel.

26. Why don’t mummies have time for fun?

They are too wrapped up in their work.

27. Where does Dracula keep his money?

In a blood bank.

28. Why can’t Dracula play baseball?

He lost his bat.

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29. What does a ghost keep in his stable?

Nightmares.

30. What did the werewolf eat after his teeth cleaning?

The dentist.

31. What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store?

Spare ribs.

32. Why was the ghost crying?

He wanted his mummy.

33. Where does the zombie live?

On a dead end street.

34. What is a ghost’s least favorite candy?

Life Savers.

35. What is a vampire’s favorite dog?

A bloodhound.

36. What room do ghosts avoid?

The living room.

37. What’s the first thing black cat’s do Halloween morning?
They wake up.

38. Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?

They don’t have the guts.

39. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?

Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

40. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?

Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!

41. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

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42. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?

Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!

43. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?

Don’t cry! Its only Halloween!

44. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a zombie!

45. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?

Ivan to suck your blood!

46. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?

Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?

47. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?

Diane to eat my Halloween candy!

48. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?

Eddie body get dressed, it’s time to go Trick-or-Treating!

49. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?

Frankenstein!

50. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?

51. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ghost.

Ghost who?

Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!

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