60+ FUNNY Knock Knock Jokes And Riddles For Kids — Silly Kid's Jokes

Knock, Knock! Who’s There? 60+ Hilarious Jokes That Will Knock You Over

October 1, 2019 Updated May 6, 2020

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Knock, knock jokes are a classic, sure-fire way to illicit hysterical laughter from kids and adults alike. Part-pun, part-riddle, these clean and kid-friendly jests are always a crowd pleaser. (Shh, don’t tell anyone, but there’s also a genre of dirty knock knock jokes for the adults in the room.) Ahead, the very best knock, knock jokes for every occasion, holiday, and sense of humor.

1. Knock, knock

Who’s there? 

Amanda 

Amanda who? 

A man da fix your sink!

2.  Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Alfie 

Alfie who? 

Alfie terrible if you leave!

3. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Alien 

Alien who? 

Just how many aliens do you know?

4. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Abby. 

Abby who? 

Abby birthday to you!

5. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says mooooo!

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys, who?

Gladys the weekend—no homework!

7. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you, friend.

8. Knock, knock

Who’s There?

Police

Police Who?

Police let us in, it’s cold out here! 

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9. Knock, knock

Who’s There?

Tank

Tank Who?

You’re welcome! 

10. Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

11. Knock, knock

Who’s There?

Woo

Woo who?

Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

12. Knock, knock

Who’s There?

Annie

Annie Who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better. 

13. Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me, that’s who!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

14. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

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15. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Ben!

Ben who?

Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!

16. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

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17. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Bee.

Bee who?

Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!

18. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry! Its only Halloween!

19. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a zombie!

22. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to suck your blood!

21. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Witches.

Witches who?

Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?

22. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Diane.

Diane who?

Diane to eat my Halloween candy!

23. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Eddie.

Eddie who?

Eddie body get dressed, it’s time to go Trick-or-Treating!

24. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Frank!

Frank who?

Frankenstein!

25. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?

26. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ghost.

Ghost who?

Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!

Best Knock Knock Jokes: Laughing Baby
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Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

27. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normally I wouldn’t eat this much!

28. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip a big plate of turkey and start eating!

29. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

30. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to wait much longer for the turkey?

31. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Esther.

Esther who?

Esther any more sweet potato pie?

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32. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Tamara.

Tamara who?

Tamara we’ll be having tons of leftovers.

33. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda go watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

34. Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Eddie.

Eddie who?

Eddie more stuffing and I’m going to get a stomach ache.

35. Knock, knock…

Who’s there?

Ava.

Ava who?

Ava seen a play about the first Thanksgiving?

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

36. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hope.

Hope who?

Hope you had a nice Christmas!

37. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad you were good all year?

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38. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good Christmas joke?

39. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna partridge in a pear tree.

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40. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima dreaming of a white Christmas.

41. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…

42. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut open these presents until Christmas.

43. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and open your presents!

44. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cole.

Cole who?

Cole is not what I was expecting for Christmas this year!

45. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?

46. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

47. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule know when you look out the door.

48. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah partridge in a pear tree.

49. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska Santa Claus for a new scooter.

50. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time to deliver the Christmas gifts.

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51. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas.

52. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex Santa if you’re on his naughty list this year.

53. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho Ho.

Ho Ho who?

Your Santa impression needs some work.

New Year’s Knock Knock Jokes

54. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby New Year.

55. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

For cheese a jolly good fellow.

56. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor glass and toast the New Year.

Best Knock Knock Jokes: Laughing Girls At The Table
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More Funny Knock Knock Jokes!

57. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Eat

Eat who?

Eat your vegetables!

58. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Park

Park who?

Park your bike!

59. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Hans

Hans who?

Hans off my Easter candy!

60. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Radio

Radio who?

Radi-o not, here I come!

61. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

A little girl

A little girl who?

A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

62. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Abel

Abel who?

Abel to see you!

63. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s Kangaroo!