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190+ Funny Dirty Names That Are Immature But Hilarious

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by Team Scary Mommy
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If, like Bart Simpson, you were a fan of prank-calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like “I.P. Freely,” then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. You’re not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, “funny dirty names” gets searched thousands of times per month! Some dirty name lists out there are obviously pretty awful, full of sexist, and racist overtones, something we have eschewed in our roundup below.

Whether you use this list to entertain your friends, fodder for a grownup game of truth or dare, or as a primer on what not to name your next child, let this be your guide to the silliest, most LOL-inducing names out there. So, without further ado, here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child.

And, oh! Before you indulge your inner 5th grader, why not check out our package on all things dirty? We’ve got dirty truth or dare, dirty knock-knock jokes, dirty riddles, and dirty pick-up lines, among others. Go on; lean into your immaturity for a moment. The world is full of seriousness... it’s OK to be unabashedly naughty every now and then.

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  1. Ader Titsoff
  2. Adolf Oliver Nipple
  3. A. Nellsechs
  4. A. Nelprober
  5. A.S. Muncher
  6. Amanda D. P. Throat
  7. Amanda Hugginkiss
  8. Amanda Hump
  9. Amanda Lick
  10. Amanda Mount
  11. Amanda Poker
  12. Andy Cornholder
  13. Andy Feltherbush
  14. Andy Felthersnatch
  15. Anita B. Jainow
  16. Anita Bath
  17. Anita Dick
  18. Anita Dickenme
  19. Anita Dump
  20. Anita Fartinghouse
  21. Anita Hanjaab
  22. Anita Hardcok
  23. Anita Head
  24. Anita Hoare
  25. Anita Naylor
  26. Annie Position
  27. Anya Neeze
  28. Annie Position
  29. Banana Hammock
  30. Bartolos Colonoscopy
  31. Bea O’Problem
  32. Ben Derhover
  33. Ben Gurgen Hoffe
  34. Ben N. Syder
  35. Ben O. Verbich
  36. Ben R. Over
  37. Benoit Bawles
  38. Berry McCaulkiner
  39. Betty Drilzzer
  40. Betty Humper
  41. Betty Humpter
  42. Betty Phuckzer
  43. Bruce D. Cocque
  44. Bo N. Herr
  45. Brooke N. Rubbers
  46. Bruce D. Cocque
  47. Bruce D. Lipps
  48. Buck Nekkid
  49. Buster Cherry
  50. Buster Himen
  51. Clee Torres
  52. C. Mike Rack
  53. Cole Ostamie
  54. Colin Forsecs
  55. Connie Lingus
  56. Craven Moorehead
  57. Curley Pubes
  58. Dang Lin-Wang
  59. Daryl B. Payne
  60. Dick Long
  61. Dick Myaz
  62. Dick Nose
  63. Dick Pound
  64. Dick Ramdass
  65. Dick Raasch
  66. Dill Doe
  67. Dixie Normous
  68. Dixie Rect
  69. Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
  70. Dixon Butts
  71. Dixon Kuntz
  72. Drew Peanoze
  73. E. Norma Scock
  74. E. Norma Stits
  75. E. Normous Peter
  76. E. Rex Sean
  77. Eaton Beaver
  78. Eileen Ulick
  79. Eaton Beaver
  80. Eileen Ulick
  81. Fluffy Cookie
  82. Gazzy Colon
  83. Harry Azcrac
  84. Harry Cox
  85. Harry Johnson
  86. Hairy Poppins
  87. Heywood Japulmah Finga
  88. I. C. Yadick
  89. I. P. Freely
  90. Ivana Tinkle
  91. Jenny Tayla
  92. Kenny Dewitt
  93. Laffmy Titsoff
  94. Kareem O’Weet
  95. Lance Lyde
  96. Lee Keyrear
  97. Lee Nover
  98. Leo Tarred
  99. Lipin Jection
  100. Lou Briccant
  101. Lon Moore
  102. Lou Sirr
  103. Luke Atmyass
  104. Madka Owdiseez
  105. Martha Fokker
  106. Marion Money
  107. Mark Z. Spot
  108. Mary Juana
  109. Master Bates
  110. May I. Tutchem
  111. Maya Buttreeks
  112. Max E. Mumm
  113. Max E. Pad
  114. Mel Keetehts
  115. Michael Toris
  116. Mike Rotchburns
  117. Miya Buttreaks
  118. Nadia Seymour
  119. Nick O’ Teen
  120. Oliver Closeoff
  121. Ollie Tabooger
  122. Pat Myaz
  123. Patty Meltt
  124. Phil Down
  125. Peter Pantz
  126. Pierre Pants
  127. Phil Accio
  128. Poppa Woody
  129. Rhoda Hotte
  130. Robin D. Craydle
  131. Roch Myaz
  132. Ron Chee
  133. Rueben G. Spaut
  134. Sal Ami
  135. Semour Asscrack
  136. Seymour Buttz
  137. Sheeza Freak
  138. Stella Virgin
  139. Ura Snotball
  140. Vye Agra
  141. Vye Brator
  142. Wayne Kerr
  143. Willie B. Hardigan
  144. Willie Eetmioutt
  145. Willie Layer
  146. Wilma Dickfit
  147. Wilma Fingerdoo
  148. Yuri Nator

Funny Names of Sexual Positions

149. Far King Hell

150. Butter Churner

151. Tiger Style

152. The Left-Handed Stranger

153. The Abe Lincoln

154. Say Hi To The Brown Eye

155. The Couch Potato

157. Upstanding Citizen

158. Scoop Me Up

159. Captain Morgan

160. The Pretzel

Funny Names From Pop Culture

161. Honey Rider, Dr. No

162. Steve Stifler, American Pie

163. Allota Fagina, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

164. Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy

165. Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights

166. Holly Golightly, Breakfast At Tiffany’s

167. Hot Lips O’Houlihan, M*A*S*H*

168. Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Some Like It Hot

Unique Funny Dirty Names

Each name is special, while some are pretty hilarious. Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people. The names below are so unique and strange you might just think we made them up. But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious.

169. Shelby Warde and Joe Looney

170. Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi

171. Dick Passwater

172. Fabulous Flournoy

173. Hans Ohff

174. Zig Steenine

175. Watson Herbusch

176. Tal E. Whacker

177. Stacy Rect

178. Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

179. KVIIIlyn

180. Edward Cocaine

Even More LOL’inducing Dirty Names

181. Erin Gobraless

182. Fonda Cox

183. Harry Balsack

184. Bouncy Nuggets

185. Barry Mapole

186. Tokyo Sexwale

187. Batman Bin Superman

188. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

189. Emerson Bigguns

191. Willie Stroker

Are you looking for an actual baby name for your little tot that isn’t a joke? We’ve got comprehensive lists for middle names for boys, one-syllable names, unique middle names for girls, last names as first names, nicknames as first names for your kiddo, and so much more!

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