51 Gifts Dads *Actually* Wants For Father's Day

You know what dads like? A project. You know what dads also like? Cooking things at a very high heat. Made In’s cult-favorite blue carbon steel wok actually gets the stamp of approval from this Scary Mommy editor’s chef husband — it’s a bonafide high-quality wok that evenly disperses the temp, so you’ll get perfectly cooked food every single time — it’s like a science. And yes, there is some maintenance involved (you have to constantly oil it so it stays seasoned. NEVER EVER wash it with dish soap, and heaven forbid it ends it in the dishwasher), but in the end, it’s worth it. Dads will be over the moon with this one.

Whether he’s a tech junkie or interested in home security — or maybe both — the Lockly Vision is a splurge-worthy gift that’ll also help keep the fam safe. Most notably (and unlike many competitors), this gadget is a smart lock and security camera in one. Owners can lock and unlock the door in multiple ways, including with a touchscreen key code, fingerprint recognition, or via the Lockly app, and they can even set a timed or one-time passcode to allow trusted people entry. For added peace of mind, this device streams and records video and has a two-way audio feature that allows users to speak with guests from anywhere via their phones. (What will they think of next?!)

There’s no escaping it— all dads young and old think they’re funny. Whether they are actually funny (we’re hoping for your sake) or only laugh at themselves, we appreciate the fact that they aren’t as bitchy as we are. So let’s amuse them with this 365-day calendar of DAD-ISMS— funny jokes, bad puns, and words of wisdom that *only* dad would use.

A pillow? For Dad? Yes, just listen. I (Scary Mommy editor here) gave my dad a new pillow for his birthday earlier this year, and he was…elated. Nobody had thought to get him a new pillow (except for his favorite daughter, obviously), and his were getting all lumpy and he thought that was NORMAL. Because, dads, ya know? I personally tested Nest Bedding’s Easy Breather Pillow, and as a super picky pillow person (say that three times), I love it. It’s the perfect amount of firm and soft, and it supports your head and neck with the foam fill.

For health-forward dads (or those attempting to be more health-forward) the HEALBE GoBe3 watch offers multi-faceted tracking with no extra effort. This gadget monitors steps, heart rate, stress level, hydration, and sleep quality, and perhaps most impressively, it measures calorie intake and calories burned. One thing to note: The calorie counter can take several days of continual use in order to gauge each individual’s biochemistry accurately. (The recommendation is at least 22 consecutive hours of wear– it does need to be taken off for charging.) But even if he only uses this for the other markers, this sleek, easy-to-use watch is a step in a healthier direction.

Does the dad you love have a pain in the neck (aside from the kids? Kidding …) You can help alleviate those pesky aches and pains with Dr. Kerklaan’s Natural CBD Relief Cream. This fast-absorbing formula offers the comforting benefits of CBD combined with cooling relief from eucalyptus and peppermint essential oils. Bonus: It’s the perfect size for him to toss in his dopp kit, brief case, or gym bag.

Personalized gifts are always the most meaningful, and there’s something truly special about customized glassware. These whiskey glasses from Rustic Route Designs — which are available on the charitable artisan site goimagine — are laser-engraved for longevity for an upscale look. (And, BTW, you can have them emblazoned with any design or sentiment you want.) Needless to say, Dad will love adding them to his barware collection, and they’re certainly suitable for display. Having bought a set myself, I can say that these are impressively high-quality, especially for the price (under $30 for 4!). But perhaps the best part is that each purchase on goimagine supports small businesses and profits go to charitable causes like Horizons for Homeless Children. All in all, it’s a worthy gift for anyone, even for those hard-to-buy-for dads!

This gift is as much for you and all of your kids and guests as it is for dad. Dad’s Bathroom Candle is a concealing candle that will work wonders in practically every single relationship. This large candle (almost 14 oz), is made in the USA with an all natural soy-wax blend and is meant to burn for 60-80 hours. Scent choices include Early Morning Mow, Firing Up The Grill and Saturday Morning Pancakes— all of which are way better than the smell we’re hoping to cover up. So let him think this is a gift for him, but smile inside knowing you’ll appreciate this money spent every-single-day.

Just what we always (never) needed, a book that gives the “laws” of being a dad. There are a lot of dads we all know that will get a good laugh in reading about these previously unwritten rules dads live by— like the one where the dad gets to control the thermostat (forever). Or the law that states all dads must joke and say things like “were you raised in a barn”? HA. Well you’re not laughing, but he will be. And new dads, it’s a guarantee they’ll be laughing out loud realizing they are not in this alone. These may not be actual laws to live by (thank god), but when dads get together and read over these 202 pages of unwritten rules of dad hood, they’ll surely appreciate the gift of a big laugh sesh.

If you ever wondered how dad’s showers take 3 minutes compared to your 30, it’s because they wash with an all-in-one product! (And clearly they aren’t seeing the shower as an escape from the kids.) This Father’s Day set features 2 solid cleansing bars (body wash, shampoo and conditioner all in one) and a mesh pouch which helps to enhance lather and provide an easy grip. Coming in scented or unscented, the coconut-derived formula includes shea butter and oat flour. Each bar is meant to last through 30-40 showers and is 100% biodegradable from packaging to product.Bravo Sierra is the first military-native performance wellness company— all products are developed based on direct collaboration with a core community of over 1,000 U.S. active duty military service members. We love the message and love the product. All the guys in your dad squad will, too.

Got a cool dad, not a regular dad? Then he definitely needs a pair of ultra-modern shades. SPY Optic sunglasses don’t just look cool, they’re technologically advanced; according to the site, “Our world-renowned Happy™ Lens Tech is the only patented therapeutic lens on the market to not only enhance color and contrast, but is also scientifically tuned to boost mood and alertness.” Whoa. We’re partial to the highly-reviewed Discord style (you can choose from a variety of frame and lens colors, as well), but there are plenty of other silhouettes to complement Dad’s classically good looks.

Is the man in your life a hot sleeper? Treat him (and, if you’re sharing a bed, yourself) to this set of True Temp sheets from Sleep Number. Made of a cotton blend, this set features a smooth sateen weave, a SmartFit fitted sheet (it secures at the corners so they don’t pop off), and will keep your body at a comfortable temperature, even on those sticky summer nights. (The majority of 5,700+ site reviewers agree.) They’re available in 6 colors and each set includes a fitted sheet, top sheet, and two pillowcases. And remember, the gift of a good night’s sleep is the gift that keeps on giving. (P.S. They’re also 20% off until 6/7!)

In the name of giving the comfiest night’s sleep to your fave MVP (Most Valuable Pa), Sleep Number’s True Temp pillows will help him keep a cool head all night long (even if he has teenagers … heh, heh.) Each of the brand’s 3 True Temp designs contain layers of foam so he can sink right in, but we’re particularly fans of the Ultimate Pillow, which contains 3 removable pieces so sleepers can customize the loft. Feeling jealous? Get one for yourself, too — each pillow is buy one, get one 50% off.

For the man with a sweet tooth who could use a side of chill, Lord Jones’ Old Fashioned Hemp-Derived Gum Drops are a special treat. Each gummy contains 20 mg of broad-spectrum CBD for relaxing vibes, especially after a long workday. The classic Old Fashioned drops contain strawberry and lemon flavors, but there are lots of other varieties — like wild berry, blood orange, and white peach — to suit his taste. PSA: Just make sure he doesn’t eat ’em all at once.

If your fave tequila fan hasn’t tried Løs Sundays, now’s the time to introduce him. This award-winning, 100% blue water agave tequila is sustainably farmed and is gaining traction in the liquor world. It’s available in Blanco, Reposado, and Coconut so Dad can use it to mix up some specialty cocktails or sip it on the rocks. If he’s feeling nice, he may even share (he better share).

Don’t let the fairy on the front of this tin fool you: Jumby Beauty’s Warm as Toast balm is tough on aches and pains (we know because we’ve tried it). It’s made with potent, organic ingredients like ginger, clove, and calendula oil to cool and tingle away muscle stiffness and strain without leaving a sticky residue or chemical odor behind. Any dad who’s prone to sore muscles will want to keep this stuff in his gym bag or on his bedside table.

Looking to treat Dad to a new brew but not sure what to choose? We gotchu. Try Stone Beunaveza Salt & Lime Lager for a refreshing, slightly citrusy drink that’s perfect for kicking back in the warm weather. Not only will he enjoy the flavors of malt and lime (add a fresh wedge for an extra kick), let’s be real — the label’s pretty cool, too. You can order the San Diego-based beer online, but it’s also widely available nationwide — check the site’s locator to find a store near you, which is especially convenient if you’re in a pinch! (Don’t worry, we won’t tell.)