20+ Hilarious Father’s Day Gifts For The Funny Dad In Your Life

Hesitant to gift a new desk calendar in June? The folks at The Dad thought ahead by designing this Father’s Day to Father’s Day 2021-2022 version. It features daily Dad-isms like “Dads love giving the power drill a few revs every once in awhile to make sure it’s still working” to keep him on top of his game.

They say the best gifts come in small boxes, but (butt?) whether this gift is “best” definitely depends on the recipient. It is  funny though, so for dads with a sense of humor, it could be a winner. When he opens the box, instead of being greeted with a sparkly little somethin’, he’ll hear a fart noise and see this full moon. And yes, it’s also available in different skin tones.

Dads: They’re full of stories of days gone by. For the father who has tales of heroism and mischief galore, this t-shirt is a reminder that while he may not be cool now, he was cool, at one time (at least, according to him).

If Dad would rather be fishin’, you can let him combine his favorite hobby with his regular toilet time, thanks to this unique set — it even comes with a “Do Not Disturb – Toilet Fishing” sign so he can enjoy his “me” time uninterrupted. Yes, this gift will get a laugh, but don’t be surprised when he actually uses it. For dads who prefer hittin’ the green, you’ll want to check out the potty putter set.

For the humble dads out there, this mug speaks to their amazing parenting skills while also being hilarious.

Or maybe Dad spends too much time hogging the toilet (seriously, what is it with dads and toilets?). This sand timer gives him 5 minutes to do his business, then get out — it’s a gift for the rest of the family, really.

The difference between the best father ever and the best farter ever? Well, an “H”, for starters. Give this to the dad who’s both, and every morning, he’ll get a chuckle along with his morning cup of joe.

Every time he has a brew, he’ll think of you (but in a good way this time) with this too-relatable beer glass. It’s a great gift from the kids that’ll have him saying, “hey, at least they admit it.”

Babies are expensive, but at least they they compensate for a tiny bit of that expense, come tax season. This 100% cotton onesie is perfect for the new dad in your life, and BTW, there’s a toddler version, too.

No matter how tough your fave dad is, he’ll love being swaddled like melted cheese and barbacoa beef in this tortilla-inspired blanket. But if burritos aren’t his thing (heh… yeah, right), there are other yummy options like a waffle, pizza, and apple pie pattern to choose from. These blankets are available in 3 different sizes from 47 to 80 inches, but we say, go big or go home. And if a cozy and delicious-looking blanket seems too good to be true, over 37,000 reviewers and a 4.8-star rating will tell you that it’s the real deal.

Dads tend to be pretty good about calling us out on our BS, so the father in your life will be absolutely gleeful when he’s gifted this special red button to press at will (warning: give at your own risk). It rattles off one of several phrases that announce when bullsh*t has been detected, making Dad’s sentiment loud and clear for everyone.

For dads who like their morning joe with a splash of humor and a spoonful of truth, this coffee mug is the perfect gift — and it’s handmade in Virginia.

From “mildly humorous” to “Dad comedy jam,” this pint glass tracks Pop’s funny scale as he sips his way to “asleep” (on the couch, probably).

Funny? Kinda. Appreciated? HECK, YES! Sign Dad up for Goldbelly’s crowd favorite 3 or 6 month bacon subscription for several months’ worth of smoky, meaty goodness. If you think $60 for a box of bacon is pricey, keep in mind that each box contains 2-5 lbs of bacon and serves at least 6 people (or one very hungry dad). If you’re nice enough, he may even share, but no guarantees.

Is the dad you have in mind “not a candle guy?” Well, he’s never smelled a candle scented like bacon and bourbon. Even better, these are hand-poured and made by a small business in Tennessee.

Fact: Dads love cool belt clips. Fact: Dads love beer. So a genuine leather beer holster that keeps his brewsky handy? A natural winner.

Between its Star Wars theme and punny phrase, this T-shirt is a guaranteed winner. These 100% cotton shirts come in a dozen different styles and in sizes up to 5X.

If your dad-dad doubles as a dog-dad, gifting him a pair of socks with Fido’s face will make him laugh (and probably warm his heart, too). No pooch? You can customize them with any face, whether it’s his cat, guinea pig, or even a pic of you.

The dad you have in mind may not be a “candle guy,” but this? This is a candle he can get behind. Choose from scents like “Clean Cargo Shorts” (fresh laundry) and “Saturday Morning Pancakes” (syrupy and unburned). Other candle options include Deez Nuts, Fire Up The Grill, and New Dad Shoe.

Dad jokes, dear sir, are an integral part of fatherhood. So by golly, this book of tacky humor will be much appreciated by your favorite mustachioed (or non-mustachioed) man. The majority of 4,000+ reviewers agree: This novelty gift is a novelty, indeed.

Does Dad bring hot sauce with him, like, everywhere? Carrying his favorite condiment on-the-go will be more convenient than ever when it’s right on his keyring — hot sauce not included.

For guys with a giant sweet tooth, this giant gummy bear should do the trick. It’s made with 5 pounds of sugary blue raspberry, cherry, and orange goodness, which equals about 51 servings (or about 5 dad servings) if you were wondering.