13 Halloween Onesies For Grownups, Because You Can Totally Be Lazy *And* Celebrate

When life just will not throw you a bone, Tipsy Elves will. A skeleton costume is arguably one of the easiest costumes to throw together when you have no time to stop at a party store and shift through racks, and no colorful makeup to get super creative with. All you need is this Tipsy Elves skeleton onesie, white face paint or powder, and black eyeliner. Trust us, skeleton makeup tutorials are plentiful on YouTube, and require minimal effort. 

On the list of reasons why you’re not a regular mom, but a cool mom, dressing up as a unicorn for Halloween makes the top 10. Spirit Halloween’s Despicable Me Unicorn Suit is so fluffy, your kid is going to die when they see you in it. Who cares if you look ridiculous with a golden horn sticking up out of your head? This adult Halloween onesie is hella comfortable and warm, so say hi to all the mommy group haters, because at least you’ll be nice and snug walking up and down the neighborhood with your little trick-or-treater.

Black cat costumes are vastly overrated. Black bats, however, are frighteningly underrated costume options. This adult Halloween onesie costume from Leg Avenue brings bat to bae status. The one-piece suit is made of super comfy fleece so you’ll stay warm despite the crisp autumn air, and looks awesome with a pair of fishnet leggings and boots. 

You’re a superhero, Mom, but have you ever played the role of super plumber? This Super Mario Halloween costume from Spirit Halloween is super sexy. An officially licensed Mario Bros ensemble, the form-fitting jumpsuit gives the video game legend’s signature uniform —  blue overalls, red t-shirt, logo hat, and mustache — a feminine touch. 

This Halloween, you’re going as a mouse — duh. Only CANASOUR’s adult Halloween onesie doesn’t exactly mimic the aesthetic of your typical miniature rodent; this mouse comes with built-in wings that cascade from your arms. Plus, the entire getup is basically pajamas made with plush materials, and a loose fit for maximum comfort.

Between the late-night feedings, running after a toddler, and dealing with teenage hormones — sometimes Moms literally feel like the living dead. With this adult Mummy Halloween onesie costume from Tipsy Elves the bags under your eyes won’t be super obvious; they’ll be essential to your aesthetic. Dress the ensemble up with black booties for the road, then swap for slippers after trick-or-treating. 

Candy girl, you are your child’s world. Though you might not always be super sweet like the song suggests (after all, parenting isn’t always a box of chocolates), no one would know with this sugar-inspired getup from Tipsy Elves. With this form-fitting adult Halloween onesie that features vibrantly colored “gumballs,” you’ll be total eye candy amidst the trick-or-treaters. Just make sure you’re littlest ones know the candy detail isn’t actually edible. 

If you’re going to dress up as a black cat, at least dress up as *the* black cat. Hocus Pocus is one of (if not the) most classic Halloween movies to date, and Bix, black cat extraordinaire, will go down in ghoulish history as the friendly feline who helped a rebellious virgin defeat the Sanderson sisters. Spirit Halloween’s adult onesie costume is an officially licensed product that’s super comfy and already comes with cat ears attached (as if you don’t have a drawer full of them already).  

If you think posing as a unicorn for Halloween will secure your mother-of-the-year status, just imagine what channeling your inner Mommy Shark can do, do, do, do, do, do for ya. WOTOGOLD’s Shark costume isn’t associated with the Wangfang franchise, but who needs brand authenticity when you have guaranteed comfort and seven styles of shark to choose from?

So, this is technically a “juniors” onesie, but we can make it work. Just select a large or extra large and boom, you can be a comfy Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas without even taking your PJs off. (FYI: Right now, if you buy one onesie, you get the second 1/2 off at Kohl’s.)

It’s Baby Yoda! Aka, everyone’s favorite character from The Mandalorian. Here’s an easy way to join. the fun and stay warm and cozy. Plus, you can wear this while you watch Season 2 of The Mandalorian (which is supposed to drop sometime in October). (FYI: Right now, if you buy one onesie, you get the second 1/2 off at Kohl’s.)

Yer a wizard, Harry! But really, if you grew up reading Harry Potter as a kid (whassup, millennial mamas) or read HP to your kid, or both, dressing up as The Boy Who Lived is a magical idea. (FYI: Right now, if you buy one onesie, you get the second 1/2 off at Kohl’s.)