Kellyanne Conway Sucks, But Her Teenage Daughter Is Amazing

Kellyanne Conway Sucks, But Her Teenage Daughter Is Amazing

Claudia Conway/TikTok

After watching a fly make its home on Mike Pence’s head at the exact moment he rejected systemic racism in front of Kamala Harris, I am legit looking for a light at the end of this asshole of a tunnel. The truth is, we’re all living in a country with a president who is dangling an economic stimulus bill over voters’ heads like a fucking carrot, pretending that God blessed him with the coronavirus, still refusing to wear a mask, and is most likely spreading his germy droplets all around the Oval Office as I type this.

What in the actual fuck

While a breathless Trump was busy barfing out dozens of tweets in a 48-hour period and his white-haired sidekick was busy barfing out dozens of fact-checked lies at his only VP debate, I was busy desperately grasping for any fucking way to find joy at the moment. Thankfully, one particularly satisfying source of bliss is Kellyanne Conway. Just kidding, she’s the worst. It’s actually Kellyanne’s refreshing AF teenage daughter Claudia who is giving me life these days. With an audience of 1.3 million followers on TikTok, Claudia Conway is a fierce 15-year-old who is taking the internet by storm as she rails against her famous mom and her mom’s famous previous employer while tons of justifiably-infuriated Americans cheer her on. 

@claudiamconway♬ original sound – Dr.Umar

Whether she’s clapping back at the president for refusing to condemn the Proud Boys, sharing a video of “Fuck Trump” spray-painted across her bedroom walls, or openly calling out her parent for both supporting a political party that’s boiling over with folks who are hell bent on taking away a woman’s right to choose, I am here for every single thing Claudia has to say.

@perezhiltonSending you all the support @claudiamconway !! :fist::skin-tone-3::fist::skin-tone-6::fist::fist::skin-tone-5: ##KellyanneConway ##GeorgeConway ##DonaldTrump♬ Bless You – The Ink Spots

And honestly, what can we expect somebody to do when they don’t agree with their own mom pathologically lying to the country about Donald Trump’s hush money to sexual assault victims, his love of all things white supremacy, and his total lack of leadership during a global fucking pandemic? Well, if you’re Claudia Conway, you fight back in the best way a kid can — on social media.

@claudiamconway♬ Bulletproof – La Roux

It’s not her fault that she was born into a divided and dysfunctional political family, so to see her using her young privilege to do something about it is totally welcome by me. Back in August, the teen announced on Twitter that she was seeking emancipation from her parents due to “years of childhood abuse and trauma.” Conveniently, that was also the month her mom announced she was stepping down from her role at the White House. According to Kellyanne, the goal was to have “less drama, more mama.”

Except that’s exactly the opposite of what seems to be happening in the Conway home right about now. Considering this most recent (and now deleted) interaction between the two on TikTok, it’s safe to say that Claudia is right to continue speaking out against her drama-lovin’ mama.