25+ Hilarious Shark Jokes, Riddles, And Puns For Kids — Silly Kid's Jokes

25+ Shark Jokes And Puns For The ‘Baby Shark’ Enthusiast In Your Life

September 12, 2019 Updated September 17, 2020

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Let’s face it: “Baby Shark” is a fact of life.  But even before the phenomena that is Pinkfong’s Baby Shark song became the toddler ear-worm it is today, kids — and adults alike — have been fascinated by all things shark. And what’s better than a joke? A shark joke! Entertain your little shark enthusiast with these clean, kid-friendly shark jokes. And if that doesn’t work? You can always play that über-catchy song again.

1. What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?

Noah’s Shark.

2. What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?

Shark Trek

3. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?

Frostbite

4. What do you call the stuff caught in a great white shark’s teeth?

Slow swimmers

5. What kind of shark likes to gamble?

A card shark

6. What happened when the shark got famous?

He became a starfish

7. How did the hammerhead do on the Math exam?

He nailed it

8. What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

9. Why do sharks live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze

10. Where do sharks go on vacation?

Fin-land.

11. What do you call two sharks who get married?

Hooked for life.

12. Which candy should a shark with braces avoid?

Jaw-breakers

13. How does a shark announce food is ready?

“Hot off the gill!”

14. Where do country singing sharks try to make it big?

Gnashville

15. Who is the most famous shark writer?

William Sharkspeare

16. What do you call a shark who wants to be by himself?

A lone shark.

17. What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?

“Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.”

18. What should you do if you see a shark?

Swim away

19. Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?

Santa Jaws

20. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?

Hammerhead sharks.

21. What did the shark say to the whale?

“What are u blubbering about?”

22. What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish

23. What song do sharks sing while they hunt for food?

Don’t Stop Bleedin’

24. What types of sharks are the shadiest sharks?

Card sharks.

25. What did the hammerhead shark say to his drinking buddies?

I’m hammered.

26. What lie will a shark always tell a human?

I’ll just take one bite.