You thought math was serious business. But turns out, math jokes are totally a thing! These 100+ math jokes and puns really add up, if you know what we mean. Tell them to the kiddos next time they’re frustrated by math homework.

**1. What do mathematicians like most about Halloween?**

Pumpkin Pi.

**2. What is a mathematician’s favorite season?**

Sum-mer.

**3. A talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen for his farmer.**

He tells the farmer: “All 70 sheep accounted!”

The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 65!”

The sheepdog replies, “Yes, but I rounded them up.”

**4. I hired an odd-job man to do 8 jobs for me.**

When I got back, he’d only done jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7.

**5. What did one decimal say to the other?**

Did you get my point?

**6. Why do you never serve beer at a math party?**

Because you can’t drink and derive.

**7. Last night I dreamed that I was weightless. I was like, 0mg.**

**8. Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?**

To get to the same side.

**7. What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?**

A geometry.

**8. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?**

Arithma-ticks!

**9. I saw Pi fighting with the square root of two the other day.**

I told them to stop being so irrational.

**10. Have you heard about the mathematical plant?**

It has square roots.

**11. How many monsters are good at math?**

None, unless you Count Dracula.

**12. How do you keep warm in a square room?**

You go into the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.

**13. Did you know that 10 out of 9 people have difficulty with fractions?**

**14. Scientists have been studying aliens.**

They’ve discovered that their weights are paranormally distributed.

**15. Why isn’t the number 4 popular?**

Because it is 2 square.

**16. Why was the math book depressed?**

Because it had so many problems.

**17. What is a bird’s favorite type of maths?**

Owl-gebra.

**18. Old mathematicians never die. They just lose some of their functions.**

**19. What did the calculator say to the math student?**

You can count on me.

**20. Why was 6 afraid of 7?**

Because 7 8 9.

**21. What’s a mathematician’s favorite DIY tool?**

Multi-plyers.

**22. What is the best way to find a math tutor?**

An add!

**23. A student tells his math teacher, “To show you how well I understand fractions, I’ve only done half of my homework.”**

**24. Which king invented fractions?**

Henry the eighth.

**25. How many sides does a circle have?**

Two – the inside and the outside.

**26. Why did I divide sin by tan?**

Just cos.

**27. Why is the obtuse triangle always failing tests?**

Because it is never right.

**28. Today I saw the number 6 playing with the square root of -1.**

I thought to myself, “How cute — he has an imaginary friend.”

**29. Why did the student do her math homework on the floor?**

The teacher told her not to use tables.

**30. There are 10 types of mathematicians.**

Those who know binary and those who don’t.

**31. How does a math professor propose to his fiancee?**

With a polynomial ring.

**32. What did the zero say to the eight?**

Nice belt.

**33. Which snakes are good at math?**

Adders.

**34. What do math teachers eat?**

Square meals.

**35. What did one algebra book say to the other?**

Don’t talk to me, I’ve got my own problems.

**36. How does a ghost solve quadratic equations?**

By completing the scare.

**37. How does a mathematician plow fields?
With a pro-tractor.**

**38. Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?**

Because it’s too gross.

**39. Why did the circle do a flip?**

To get in shape.

**40. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?**

Its parents wouldn’t cosine.

**41. Why did the mathematician get upset when his colleague called him average? **

It was a mean thing to say!

**42. Why does no one want to go on a double date with 3 and 7?**

Because they’re such an odd couple!

**43. Why do math teachers take salsa classes?**

Because they have algorithm.

**44. Math puns are the first sine of madness.**

**45. How do deaf mathematicians communicate?**

With sine language.

**46. What does the mermaid wear to math class?**

An algae-bra.

**47. Old mathematicians never die.**

They disintegrate.

**48. Without geometry, life would be pointless.**

**49. Finding area is an integral part of calculus.**

**50. Why is geometry class so uncool?**

Because it’s full of squares.

**51.Geometry is so exhausting.**

After studying it all day, I’m all out of shape.

**52. What do mathematicians do after they admit they were wrong?**

Eat a slice of humble Pi.

**53. What happens when math teachers retire?**

They have to deal with the after math.

**54. What did the math teacher say when he changed his career?**

It was a miscalculated move.

**55. Geometry class feels senseless.**

All we do is go in circles.

**56. I don’t love math, but I’m partial to fractions.**

**57. Why did the math book get bad reviews?**

It was derivative.

**58. Why did the fraction get left out of the math book?**

It wasn’t part of the equation.

**59. Why is everyone asking the triangle for advice?**

It’s a right triangle.

**60. Why is the calculus teacher so fair?**

They grade on a curve.

**61. Why are fractions such good negotiators?**

Cos they can reach across the divide.

**62. Why was 11 arrested for a crime?**

They were the prime suspect.

**63. Why are there so many math teacher?**

Because they always multiply.

**64. Why are bad mathematicians so lonely?**

Because they can’t count on their friends.

**65. Why does math make plants uncomfortable?**

It gives them square roots.

**66. Why do math teachers have fireplaces?**

Because they love natural logs.

**67. Why do mathematicians talk so much?**

They keep going off on tangents.

**68. What’s a mathematician’s favorite snake?**

A pi-thon.

**69. What Yelp rating did the math teaching give the pie shop?**

3.14

**70. Why does the obtuse angle wear shorts and flip flops?**

Because it’s over 90 degrees.

**71. Which angle is everyone’s favorite?**

Acute angle.

**72. What’s the dumbest angle?**

An obtuse one.

**73. Don’t argue with decimals — they always have a point. **

74. **Algebra — don’t ask us to find your X!**

He’s not coming back and don’t ask Y!

**75. What did the mathematician say when the witch removed his spell?**

Hexagon!

**76. Who invented the Round Table?**

Sir Cumference.

**77. Why did the two 4’s not go to the office dinner party?**

Because they already ate!

**78. What do you call a number that can’t keep still?**

A roamin’ numeral.

**79. You should never get into a political argument with a circle** — there’s just no point!

**80. Why did 7 eat 9?**

Because he had to eat 3 square meals a day!

**81. What surface do mathematicians work on?**

On a multiplication table.

**82. What is the anarchist’s favorite part of math class?**

Division.

**83. Why should you always wear glasses during math class?**

It’s good for division.

**84. Did you hear about the mathematician who lost it after he couldn’t stop adding for days?**

He had an incremental breakdown.

**85. Did you hear about the broke and hungry mathematician?**

He could binomial.

**86. Why should you never get into an argument with a 90 degree angle?**

Because it’s always right.

**87. Why is the equal sign so confident?**

He knows he isn’t worth more or worth less than anyone else.

**88. Why do mathematicians love it when it snows?**

They get to make snow angles.

**89. There’s 10 things you can always count on — your fingers!**

**90. Why is no one excited for statistics class?**

It’s just so average.

**91. Why did the fraction call off their wedding with the decimal?**

They didn’t want to convert.

**92. What’s the name of the math-loving boyband?**

The Algebros.

**93. How do you turn root beer into beer?**

Pour it into a square cup.

**94. Why is Pi not allowed to make speeches?**

Because they go on forever.

**95. What did the mathematician get arrested for?**

An infraction.

**96. There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.**

**97. Did you hear the joke about the statistician?**

Probably.

**98. Did you hear about the statistician who almost drowned?**

He thought he could walks across the river because it was 3 feet deep on average.

**99. Do you know what’s odd?**

An uneven number!

**100. Why did the math teacher have so many children?**

Because they were so good at multiplying!

**101.** **I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.**

**102. 44% of statistics are made up.**

**103. What did the mathematician say when something went wrong?**

Figures!

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