31 Best 'Schitt's Creek' Gifts That'll Never Make You Say 'Ew David', 2021

31 ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Gifts That Will Never Make You Say ‘Ew, David’

September 18, 2020 Updated January 12, 2021

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The little comedy that could, Schitt’s Creek, gifted us with the Rose family, who, after losing their fortune, were forced to move into the motel of a town they once bought as a joke. After six hilarious seasons of love, laughs, one-liners, wigs, and impeccable style, we said a fond farewell to Johnny, Moira, David, and Alexis. In between rewatching every single episode, check out these Schitt’s Creek gifts that any fan will appreciate. Whether you’re looking for an apron to help you fold in the cheese in the kitchen, a mug that lets people know you are very uninterested in that opinion, some Rose Apothecary-themed goodies, or something specific for that crazed Dan Levy fan you know, ahead are 31 Schitt’s Creek gifts that are a lot of laughs and a little bit Alexis.

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Gifts For Schitt’s Creek Fans

Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Phone Case

One of our favorite interactions between David and Stevie was this line here. Why not have it on your phone case?

$23 AT REDBUBBLE



Rose Apothecary Glass Soap Dispenser

Add a little Schitt’s Creek to your bathroom with this ‘Rose Apothecary’ labeled soap dispenser! You’ll have your guests wondering if what’s inside is the real deal (even though it’s probably just our favorite soap from Target).

$19 AT ETSY

Moira's Wigs Spiral Notebook

Taking notes has never been more fun with Moira’s Wigs Spiral Notebook! Get a laugh with a few (all on them can’t possibly fit on one page) of Moria’s looks.

$13 AT REDBUBBLE

Cyclone Store Schitt’s Creek Mug

Whether you’re like David Rose and trying not to connect with people right now or just need a minute to yourself before you’ve had a cup of coffee, this mug says it all. This mug comes in 11 and 15 ounce sizes, and there are other options in black or white with a variety of your favorite Schitt’s Creek quotes.

$17 AT AMAZON

WAS $24



Funko Pop! TV: Schitt's Creek - Moira

Even though this Funko Pop! version of Moira Rose only stands 3.75 tall, she still makes a big statement. She’s dressed in a stylish black and white outfit and even carries a coordinating handbag. You can also get a mini Johnny, David, and Alexis to complete the whole Rose family.

$9 AT AMAZON

20% OFF

A Very Schitty Coloring Book

After a long day, put on an episode of Schitt’s Creek and grab this themed coloring book for a relaxing night in. The book has 10 coloring pages of iconic moments from the show, including Moira’s turn in The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening, Fruit Wine, and “You’re Simply the Best.”

$16 AT ALWAYS FITS

You're on My Schitt List Notepad

For your next dreaded to-do or shopping list, add a little fun by using this “You’re on my Schitt List” notepad with David’s smirking face at the bottom. It measures 4.25” x 6” and comes with 50 sheets to keep track of all your notes, doodles, or complaints.

$10 AT ALWAYS FITS



Schitt's Creek Apron: "Fold In the Cheese"

When you’re preparing enchiladas for the family, make sure you’re wearing the appropriate kitchen attire. This black apron will remind you to fold in the cheese, even if you don’t know exactly what that means. You can add the optional “Ew, David” lettering on the pocket. Cooking skills not included.

$25 AT ETSY

Schitts Creek 'Bebe On Board' Car Window Decal

Moms, is there a more perfect way to let others know there’s a baby in the car? Ditch your old school decal for this hilarious Moira-inspired one.

$6 AT ETSY

Simplestamp Love That Journey For Me Handstamped Keychain

Carry the self confidence of Alexis Rose with you wherever you go. This hand stamped keychain measures 1.5 inches in diameter and comes in gold brass or silver aluminum. It’s the perfect accessory to keep all your keys together for your literal and figurative journeys.

$15 AT ETSY



MOMOL Sideways Initial Necklace

Be a little bit Alexis and accessorize every outfit with a gold necklace featuring your first initial. This necklace is 18K gold plated, hypoallergenic, and lead-free. Personalize it with the letter of your choice for yourself or as a gift.

One reviewer said, “It’s perfect for everyday wear as well as fancy dress up evenings. I am not much of a necklace person, but I love this one. It’s a super modern design, hangs at the perfect length, and you can also. have is sized to make it hang closer to the neck.”

$8.99 AT AMAZON

Elect Moira Rose Town Council Tshirt

If we had the chance, we’d vote for Moira Rose too! This hilarious tee is perfect for die-hard Moira fans.

$20 AT ETSY

Johnny & Moira & David & Alexis & Stevie shirt

Keep the Roses (and Stevie) close to your heart with a black T-shirt with all their names printed on the front. It comes in men sizes small through 3XL. Says one reviewer, “The fabric is very comfortable and thick. Great price for a high quality T-shirt!“

$16.99 AT AMAZON



Pop Threads Ew David Onesie

Dress up all your smallest Schitt’s Creek fans in an adorable onesie. It’s made from pre-shrunk soft cotton and has a snap closure at the bottom. Sizes range from six to 24 months. There’s nothing “ew” about this little outfit (except for the spit up or drool that is inevitably going to end up on the front of it).

$8.99 AT AMAZON

Very Uninterested in that Opinion Coffee Mug

There are likely more than a handful of times where, like David Rose, you are very uninterested in that opinion, whether that opinion is from a coworker, friend, or family member. This white mug is available in 11 oz.

$16 AT ETSY

Birthday Card / A Little Bit Alexis

No matter what age you are, everyone loves receiving a physical birthday card. For fellow Schitt’s Creek fans, wish them a birthday that’s a lot of fun and a little bit Alexis. You can leave the inside blank or customize it with a personal message or a pre-made message like “Happy birthday bébé.”

$6 AT ETSY



Favorite SC's Quotes Kitchen Towels

Clean up spills and messes with a pair of fun kitchen towels that will make you laugh when you look at them. This towel set comes with two of the most memorable quotes from the show: “Ew, Dishes,” (a spin on ‘Ew, David’ of course!) and “I have asked you thrice now for a towel.”

$15 AT ETSY

Schitts Creek Rose Apothecary Tote Bag

You may not be able to shop at Rose Apothecary in real life, but you can at least carry a tote that looks like you did. This canvas tote measures 14.5” x 15.5” and has the Rose Apothecary logo on the front. It’s an ideal companion for grocery shopping or when you’re picking out handcrafted, locally-sourced goods.

$14 AT ETSY

Schitt's Creek Quote Wall Decor

Spruce up your walls with prints featuring each of the Rose family members. The set of four 8.5” x 11” digital downloadable posters with character outlines of Johnny, Moira, David, and Alexis. Each poster also has a quote from the show, such as “It’s called style people,” “Fold in the cheese,” “Ew David,” and “Love that journey for me.”

$15 AT ETSY



Rosebud Motel Keychain

This vintage style keychain looks like it was taken straight from Rosebud Motel. The red color will make it harder to lose your keys, and it will also be a bright reminder that you thankfully don’t have to share adjoining motel rooms with your family.

$10 AT ETSY

David Rose Schitt's Creek Scented Candle

This David Rose candle will keep your house fresh for hours on end. It’s hand poured soy and has a burn time of about 50 hours. True to its namesake, the candle scent is described as “deeply sarcastic remark paired perfectly with a melodramatic facial expression.” (The actual scent is floral).

$20.00 AT AMAZON

Rose Apothecary Art Print

In the words of David, Rose Apothecary is “a general store, but it’s also a very specific store. It’s also not just a store, it’s like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it’s not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it’s an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it’s more like a branded immersive experience.” If you find yourself describing your home in similar fashion, this print is for you. It comes in 5”x5”, 5”x7”, and 8”x10” sizes.

$10 AT ETSY



Schitt's Creek Stickers

Decorate your notebook, laptop, water bottle, phone, and more with your favorite Schitt’s Creek quotes. This pack comes with a selection of stickers featuring some of the most memorable Rose quips, including “BeBe,” and “Ew, David.”

$12 AT ETSY

Best Wishes Warmest Regards Doormat

“Best Wishes, Warmest Regards” was the Schitt’s Creek documentary special that aired after the series finale. But it’s also a nice way to welcome guests in and out of your house. This doormat is made with coconut fibers and has a latex, anti-skid bottom to keep it in place. You can get it in four different sizes, ranging from 16”x12”x0.5” to 24”x25”x0.5”.

$40 AT ETSY

Schitt's Creek Wine Tumbler

A tumbler is great for keeping your wine at just the right temperature, no matter if the wine you’re drinking is awful or awesome. This tumbler is vacuum insulated with stainless steel construction and has the Moira Rose quote laser etched on the front. It comes in several different colors (16 to be exact!), two different sizes, and includes a clear lid for easy sipping.

$22.50 AT ETSY



Schitt's Creek Tote bag | Rosebud Motel

This Rosebud Motel canvas tote will come in handy the next time you need to run errands or get groceries. The tote is off white with a digitally printed red logo that will be sure to catch the eye of any avid Schitt’s Creek fans.

$25 AT ETSY

Jazzagals T-Shirt

Celebrate the arts with a soft T-shirt. And by “arts,” we mean Jazzagals, the female a capella singing group run by Jocelyn Schitt. The unisex cotton T-shirt comes in sizes XS-4XL and in a ton of colors, so you can pick up one for all your BFFs.

$21 AT ETSY

Ew, David Hat

Dirty hair, don’t care — just throw on a baseball hat and you’re good to go. This classic style baseball cap is made with denim fabric and has an adjustable buckle closure. The “Ew, David” quote on the front is a bonus.

$12.99 AT AMAZON



Nonchalance Pullover Sweatshirt

It seems like David Rose has an endless collection of black and white statement sweaters. Take a style cue from him with this black sweatshirt with the word “Nonchalance” proudly displayed across the front. It pairs well with the David quote, “Very uninterested in that opinion.”

$30 AT AMAZON

Moira Rose Wig Print

There’s no question that Moira Rose is a star, but she often shares the spotlight with her ever changing hairstyle. This illustrated print showcases some of the wacky wigs Moira has worn, from bobs to pigtails to pink hair. You can get the print in 5”x7”and 8”x10” sizes.

$9 AT ETSY

Rose Apothecary Cosmetic Bag

Keep your cosmetics or small accessories organized in this cotton zippered pouch. It comes with a detachable wrist strap and will put a smile on your face everytime you look at the Rose Apothecary logo. The bag measures 9.25”x6”, a great size for tossing into your purse or tote.

$13 AT ETSY



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Cyclone Store Schitt’s Creek Mug
$17
AT AMAZON

WAS $24

Funko Pop! TV: Schitt's Creek - Moira
$9
AT AMAZON

20% OFF

A Very Schitty Coloring Book
$16
You're on My Schitt List Notepad
$10
Schitt's Creek Apron: "Fold In the Chees...
$25
Simplestamp Love That Journey For Me Han...
$15
MOMOL Sideways Initial Necklace
$8.99
Johnny & Moira & David & Alexis & Stevie...
$16.99
Pop Threads Ew David Onesie
$8.99
Rose Apothecary Goat Milk Soap
$15
Very Uninterested in that Opinion Coffee...
$16
Birthday Card / A Little Bit Alexis
$6
Favorite SC's Quotes Kitchen Towels
$15
Schitts Creek Rose Apothecary Tote Bag
$14
Schitt's Creek Quote Wall Decor
$15
Rosebud Motel Keychain
$10
David Rose Schitt's Creek Scented Candle
$20.00
Rose Apothecary Art Print
$10
Schitt's Creek Stickers
$12
Best Wishes Warmest Regards Doormat
$40
Schitt's Creek Wine Tumbler
$22.50
Schitt's Creek Tote bag | Rosebud Motel
$25
Jazzagals T-Shirt
$21
Ew, David Hat
$12.99
Nonchalance Pullover Sweatshirt
$30
Moira Rose Wig Print
$9
Rose Apothecary Cosmetic Bag
$13
Rose Apothecary Tinted Lip Balm
$9
UtopiaLife  Studio Ceramic Mug
$28
Baby Record Book for Same Sex, Gay and L...
$28
End Gender tee
$14
Yellow leather business card case
$18.90
Women Power Giclee Art Print
$29
OmiWoods THE COWRIE Infinity Necklace
$128
MKobyArt 'Together' Print
$30
Modern Peanut Pet bowl Stand
$122
Floral Bandana
$69
SooWorks Eco-friendly Bath set
$31.50
'So Glad U Like Me' Love Card
$4.40
SHE Enamel Pronoun Pin
$10
Organic Salad Gardening Kit
$30
Schitts Creek 'Bebe On Board' Car Window...
$6
Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Phone Case
$23
Elect Moira Rose Town Council Tshirt
$20
Moira's Wigs Spiral Notebook
$13
Rose Apothecary Glass Soap Dispenser
$19