The little comedy that could, Schitt’s Creek, gifted us with the Rose family, who, after losing their fortune, were forced to move into the motel of a town they once bought as a joke. After six hilarious seasons of love, laughs, one-liners, wigs, and impeccable style, we said a fond farewell to Johnny, Moira, David, and Alexis. In between rewatching every single episode, check out these Schitt’s Creek gifts that any fan will appreciate. Whether you’re looking for an apron to help you fold in the cheese in the kitchen, a mug that lets people know you are very uninterested in that opinion, some Rose Apothecary-themed goodies, or something specific for that crazed Dan Levy fan you know, ahead are 31 Schitt’s Creek gifts that are a lot of laughs and a little bit Alexis.
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Gifts For Schitt’s Creek Fans
Schitts Creek Rose Apothecary Heavy Duty Tote Bag
You may not be able to shop at Rose Apothecary in real life, but you can at least carry a tote that looks like you did. This heavy duty 100% cotton canvas tote measures 20x15x5 and has the Rose Apothecary logo on the front. It’s an ideal companion for grocery shopping or when you’re picking out handcrafted, locally-sourced goods.
WesterlyPrintShop David Rose Quote Mug
Whether you’re like David Rose and trying not to connect with people right now or just need a minute to yourself before you’ve had a cup of coffee, this mug says it all. This mug comes in 11 and 15 ounce sizes, and there are other options in black or white with a variety of your favorite Schitt’s Creek quotes.
A Very Schitty Coloring Book
After a long day, put on an episode of Schitt’s Creek and grab this themed coloring book for a relaxing night in. The book has 10 coloring pages of iconic moments from the show, including Moira’s turn in The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening, Fruit Wine, and “You’re Simply the Best.”
Rose Apothecary Goat Milk Soap
If this whipped body butter looks like something that would actually be sold at Rose Apothecary, it’s because it’s a limited edition collaboration between the show and skincare brand Beekman 1802. The creamy right ounce jar has a light, Heirloom Rose scent with hints of sandalwood, jasmine, and peppermint essential oils. Check out the entire limited edition Rose Apothecary collection here!
Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Phone Case
One of our favorite interactions between David and Stevie was this line here. Why not have it on your phone case?
I'm Dying Inside Ceramic Coffee Mug
When the Roses first arrive to Schitt’s Creek, they’re not happy, to say the least. To go from McMansion to dowdy motel in the middle of nowhere especially traumatizes Moira Rose, who is used to the finer things. This is one of the more memorable things she says as she grows accustomed to her new, more simple life. It also describes most of our Mondays, so that works.
Simplestamp Love That Journey For Me Handstamped Keychain
Carry the self confidence of Alexis Rose with you wherever you go. This hand stamped keychain measures 1.5 inches in diameter and comes in gold brass or silver aluminum. It’s the perfect accessory to keep all your keys together for your literal and figurative journeys.
You're on My Schitt List Notepad
For your next dreaded to-do or shopping list, add a little fun by using this “You’re on my Schitt List” notepad with David’s smirking face at the bottom. It measures 4.25” x 6” and comes with 50 sheets to keep track of all your notes, doodles, or complaints.
Schitt's Creek Apron: "Fold In the Cheese"
When you’re preparing enchiladas for the family, make sure you’re wearing the appropriate kitchen attire. This black apron will remind you to fold in the cheese, even if you don’t know exactly what that means. You can add the optional “Ew, David” lettering on the pocket. Cooking skills not included.
Schitts Creek 'Bebe On Board' Car Window Decal
Moms, is there a more perfect way to let others know there’s a baby in the car? Ditch your old school decal for this hilarious Moira-inspired one.
Moira's Wigs Spiral Notebook
Taking notes has never been more fun with Moira’s Wigs Spiral Notebook! Get a laugh with a few (all on them can’t possibly fit on one page) of Moria’s looks.
MOMOL Sideways Initial Necklace
Be a little bit Alexis and accessorize every outfit with a gold necklace featuring your first initial. This necklace is 18K gold plated, hypoallergenic, and lead-free. Personalize it with the letter of your choice for yourself or as a gift.
One reviewer said, “It’s perfect for everyday wear as well as fancy dress up evenings. I am not much of a necklace person, but I love this one. It’s a super modern design, hangs at the perfect length, and you can also. have is sized to make it hang closer to the neck.”
Elect Moira Rose Town Council Tshirt
If we had the chance, we’d vote for Moira Rose too! This hilarious tee is perfect for die-hard Moira fans.
Johnny & Moira & David & Alexis & Stevie shirt
Keep the Roses (and Stevie) close to your heart with a black T-shirt with all their names printed on the front. It comes in men sizes small through 3XL. Says one reviewer, “The fabric is very comfortable and thick. Great price for a high quality T-shirt!“
WhiteLotusDesignShop Schitts Creek Baby Onesie
Dress up all your smallest Schitt’s Creek fans in an adorable onesie. It’s made from soft cotton and has a snap closure at the bottom. Sizes range from new born to toddler. There’s nothing “ew” about any of these little outfits (except for the spit up or drool that is inevitably going to end up on the front of it).
Very Uninterested In That Opinion Mug
There are likely more than a handful of times where, like David Rose, you are very uninterested in that opinion, whether that opinion is from a coworker, friend, or family member. This white mug is available in 11 oz and six different handle colors!
Sleazy Greetings Funny Alexis Rose Birthday Card
No matter what age you are, everyone loves receiving a physical birthday card. For fellow Schitt’s Creek fans, wish them a birthday that’s a lot of fun and a little bit Alexis. You can leave the inside blank or customize it with a personal message like “Happy birthday bébé.”
Funko Pop! TV: Schitt's Creek - Moira
Even though this Funko Pop! version of Moira Rose only stands 3.75 tall, she still makes a big statement. She’s dressed in a stylish black and white outfit and even carries a coordinating handbag. You can also get a mini Johnny, David, and Alexis to complete the whole Rose family.
Schitts Creek Kitchen Towels
Clean up spills and messes with a pair of fun kitchen towels that will make you laugh when you look at them. This towel set comes with two of the most memorable quotes from the show: “Fold in the cheese” and “I have asked you thrice now for a towel.”
Rose Apothecary Soap Dish
Add a little Schitt’s Creek to your bathroom with this ‘Rose Apothecary’ labeled soap dish! You’ll have your guests wondering if it’s the real deal (even though it’s probably just our favorite soap from Target).
And the best part about it? This dish can also be used as a spoon rest, catch-all dish — you name it!
Schitt's Creek Quote Wall Decor
Spruce up your walls with prints featuring each of the Rose family members. The set of four 8.5” x 11” digital downloadable posters with character outlines of Johnny, Moira, David, and Alexis. Each poster also has a quote from the show, such as “It’s called style people,” “Fold in the cheese,” “Ew David,” and “Love that journey for me.”
Rosebud Motel Keychain
This vintage style keychain looks like it was taken straight from Rosebud Motel. The red color will make it harder to lose your keys, and it will also be a bright reminder that you thankfully don’t have to share adjoining motel rooms with your family.
C&E Smells Like David Rose Soy Wax Candle
This David Rose candle will keep your house fresh for hours on end. It’s hand poured soy and has hours of burn time. You’ve got your choice of multiple scents including Ice Vanilla Woods, Cedar Wood Orange, and more.
Rose Apothecary Art Print
In the words of David, Rose Apothecary is “a general store, but it’s also a very specific store. It’s also not just a store, it’s like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it’s not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it’s an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it’s more like a branded immersive experience.” If you find yourself describing your home in similar fashion, this print is for you. It comes in 5”x5”, 5”x7”, and 8”x10” sizes.
Best Wishes Warmest Regards Doormat
“Best Wishes, Warmest Regards” was the Schitt’s Creek documentary special that aired after the series finale. But it’s also a nice way to welcome guests in and out of your house. This doormat is made with coconut fibers and has a latex, anti-skid bottom to keep it in place. You can get it in four different sizes, ranging from 16”x12”x0.5” to 24”x25”x0.5”.
Schitt's Creek Wine Tumbler
A tumbler is great for keeping your wine at just the right temperature, no matter if the wine you’re drinking is awful or awesome. This tumbler is vacuum insulated with stainless steel construction and has the Moira Rose quote laser etched on the front. It comes in several different colors (16 to be exact!), two different sizes, and includes a clear lid for easy sipping.
Jazzagals T-Shirt
Celebrate the arts with a soft T-shirt. And by “arts,” we mean Jazzagals, the female a capella singing group run by Jocelyn Schitt. The unisex cotton T-shirt comes in sizes XS-4XL and in a ton of colors, so you can pick up one for all your BFFs.
Ew, David Hat
Dirty hair, don’t care — just throw on a baseball hat and you’re good to go. This classic style baseball cap is made with denim fabric and has an adjustable buckle closure. The “Ew, David” quote on the front is a bonus.
Nonchalance Pullover Sweatshirt
It seems like David Rose has an endless collection of black and white statement sweaters. Take a style cue from him with this black sweatshirt with the word “Nonchalance” proudly displayed across the front. It pairs well with the David quote, “Very uninterested in that opinion.”
Moira Rose Wig Print
There’s no question that Moira Rose is a star, but she often shares the spotlight with her ever changing hairstyle. This illustrated print showcases some of the wacky wigs Moira has worn, from bobs to pigtails to pink hair. You can get the print in 5”x7”and 8”x10” sizes.
Rose Apothecary Cosmetic Bag
Keep your cosmetics or small accessories organized in this cotton zippered pouch. It comes with a detachable wrist strap and will put a smile on your face everytime you look at the Rose Apothecary logo. The bag measures 9.25”x6”, a great size for tossing into your purse or tote.
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