Funny And Unique Wifi Names To Confuse Your Neighbors

Hilarious Wifi Names To Confuse And Amuse Your No-Good, Thieving Neighbors

January 10, 2020 Updated February 26, 2020

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I’m pretty proud of my Wifi name: PittieParty. It refers back to the days I would sit around drinking wine and feeling sad about everything — and my two pit bulls, Violet and Parker. I might not have a pity party every week now (let’s face it, there’s just no time), but who doesn’t love a good pun? And Wifi names are an excellent way to show your neighbors you have a sense of humor. So, if you have some random combination of letters and numbers, consider updating your Wifi name to reflect your family’s personality. Here are some of our favorite funny, clever wifi names — but really, the possibilities are endless.

funny wifi names

1. FBI Surveillance Van

2. Stop Being A Mooch

3. The LAN Before Time

4. Nacho WiFi

5. Please Connect for Identity Theft

6. Mom, Click Here for Internet

7. LAN Solo

8. Spying On You

9. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan

10. Help, I’m Trapped in This Router

11. A Van Down By The River

12. One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor

13. Winternet is Coming

14. I’m Under Your Bed

15. For Porn Use Only

16. Everyday I’m Buffering

17. Luke, I Am Your Wifi

18. Dora The Internet Explorer

19. House LANister

20. Area 51

21. We Can Hear You Having Sex

22. Russian Hackers

23. You Fart Pretty Loud

24. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO

25. Wifi Art Thou Romeo

26. Witness Protection

27. You Will Regret This

28. Very Slow

29. Banana Stand Money

30. Got Milk?

31. Free Public Wifi


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