55+ Un-bear-ably Funny Panda Puns And Jokes That Will Keep You Rolling

There’s nothing cuter or more cuddly than a giant panda bear. It’s no wonder it pulls us right out of a slump when we see an adorable video on YouTube of a playful panda cub showing off for the camera. But those YouTube videos aren’t the only quality panda content on the internet. Are you looking to entertain kids at home on a rainy day, in the car on a road trip, or in the doctor’s office and didn’t pack your magic bag o’ tricks? Bookmark our growing list of panda puns and jokes, and you won’t ever come up empty.

Before we dive into the fun stuff, let’s take a moment to appreciate the fascinating animal that pandas are. Did you know that a panda bear’s fur camouflages and conceals it from potential predators? Their primarily white bodies keep them hidden in the snow, while their black patches help them stay out of sight in shady areas. Another interesting fact is that pandas have an extended wrist bone they use as a thumb to help them grip food. Bamboo, anyone? Speaking of eating, pandas consume between 26 and 84 pounds of bamboo in a single day. No one can say pandas don’t have a hearty appetite.

If you love these bears as much as we do, keep reading for our giant collection of panda puns and jokes. And if you like these, extend the laughter with our other animal jokes collections, like rabbit jokes, donkey jokes, horse jokes, sheep jokes, and deer jokes.

Best Panda Puns And Jokes

1. What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A panda rolling down a hill.

1. What’s black and white and red all over?

A sunburned panda.

1. Why do pandas have fur coats?

Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.

1. Why do pandas like old movies?

They’re in black and white.

1. Did you hear about the party at the zoo?

It was panda-monium.

1. What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?

Peter Panda.

1. How did the panda lose his dinner?

He was “bamboozled”!

1. What did the panda say when forced out of its natural habitat?

“This is un-BEAR-able!”

1. What’s black and white and goes round and round?

A panda stuck in a revolving door.

1. What does a panda use to cook?

A pan, duh!

1. Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?

They just like the stock!

1. What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?

It never had a selfie in color.

1. What do pandas eat on Halloween?

BamBOO!

1. What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?

“That bears repeating.”

1. Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?

To spell it, all you need is P and A.

1. What do you call a large group of sick pandas?

A panda-emic.

1. I asked a panda if he was my friend.

He said, “Just nearly.”

1. How do pandas get to the hospital?

In the bamboo-lance.

1. What color socks do bears wear?

They don’t wear socks; they have bear feet!

1. What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?

A bear-faced lyre.

1. How do pandas scare each other on Halloween?

By shouting bam-BOO!

1. Why are pandas endangered?

Bamboo shoots.

1. What happened when two pandas got into a fight?

They both got bambooboos!

1. What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?

He calls her his bam-boo.

1. What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?

They always wear a pandana.

1. What is a panda bear’s favorite breakfast?

Panda-cakes.

1. What should a sick panda do to get better?

Take some pandadol!

1. If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?

His panda-creas.

1. What’s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?

About one thousand miles.

1. Why are pandas considered so lazy?

They only do the bear minimum.

1. Two pandas are sitting around eating bamboo stalks when an unfamiliar lady panda walks up and grabs a piece.

As she walks away, one panda turns to the other and says, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

1. What do they say about the panda who walks on her own a lot?

That she’s very inde-panda-nt!

1. What is black, white, and blue?

A sad panda.

1. What is black and white with red dots?

A panda with chickenpox.

1. What is black and white and striped?

A panda in pajamas.

1. What do a zebra and a panda have in common?

The answer is pretty black and white.

1. What does a panda say before leaving?

“I’ll be white black.”

1. Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?

They’re black and white creatures.

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? I’m a panda!

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

1. Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?

He simply couldn’t bear it.

1. Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?

Fur protection.

1. What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?

“Give me a second to get my bearings!”

1. What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?

A self pawtrait!

1. What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news!”

1. What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?

Blue-beary pie.

1. What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?

“Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!”

1. What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?

Cub Scouts!

1. How do pandas prefer to travel?

On a bear-o-plane.

1. Who’s a panda bear’s favorite poet?

William Shakesbeare.

1. You don’t think these panda bear puns are funny?

Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!

1. What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?

“Don’t worry; it’s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.”

1. What did the pessimistic panda say?

“It’s just not pawsible!”

1. What do you call a male panda? Amanda!
2. What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+? Pandamonium!
3. What do pandas drink? Bambooze.