How’s it hoppin’, Mama? Ready for some fun rabbit jokes? Rabbits are such a wonderfully sweet and unique member of the animal kingdom. And, honestly, there might not be a more relatable animal when it comes to mamas. When you think of sweet creatures cuddling with their broods, you think of rabbits, right? Because of their large litters and shorter gestation periods, bunnies have become the obvious metaphor for big families and motherhood. Plus, they have those sweet twitchy noses and fluffy, floofy cottontails. It’s little wonder they make such likable Disney characters — think Thumper from Bambi, the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland, Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh, and Judy Hopps from Zootopia. Rabbits are simply the best.
Of course, the cuteness isn’t devoid of laughs, either. With so many words that rhyme with “hop” and “bunny,” rabbit puns abound. Of course, the internet is teeming with jokes about all sorts of animals, from alpacas and monkeys. But, we love these rabbit jokes the best. We even pulled together a chunk of funnies about the Easter Bunny. So, keep reading for a big dose of hoppyness.
Best Rabbit Jokes and Puns
- What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A 14 carrot ring!
- What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
- Where do rabbits work?
At IHOP restaurants.
- How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
- What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
- What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
The fast and the furriest.
- How do rabbits travel?
- What do rabbits put in their computers?
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
- Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
- Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
She was fed up with the hole thing.
- What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
- What do you call a happy rabbit?
- How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Look for the gray hares.
- What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
- What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A chili dog on a bun.
- What is a bunny’s motto?
Don’t be mad; be hoppy!
- Why did the bunny say to the duck?
“You quack me up.”
- Where do rabbits learn how to fly?
In the hare force.
- How do frogs and rabbits settle their disputes?
They play hopscotch.
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
“It’s been nice gnawing you.”
- What do you call a bunny transformer?
- Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbit’s feet.
- What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
- Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
- Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare!
- Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
They have hare conditioning.
- What do rabbits say before they eat?
- What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
- What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
“Do you want to grab a bite?”
- What airline do rabbits use?
- How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A hare dryer.
- What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.
- Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper.
- Why did the rabbit like the adventure?
It was a hare-raising tail.
- What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.
- What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and 16 wheels?
Two rabbits on rollerblades.
- What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?
- What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt?
A hot cross bunny.
- What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel?
- Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found himalayan in the road.
- Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
It’s a little fit bunny.
What are you waiting for? Share these rabbit jokes with all of your friends!
Easter Bunny Jokes
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
- What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
- What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!
- Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
- Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro.
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics.
- Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
- What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The very first rabbit to lay an egg.
- What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!
- Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?
Because he was having a bad hare day.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place?
With hare spray.
- Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail?
Because he’s too young to drive!
- Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!