50+ PLL Quotes So Good They'll Actually Make You Miss ‘A’

According to the Pretty Little Liars theme song, “Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.” Well, luckily for us, our obsession with the show is no secret. Everyone’s safe! At least everyone who — even now, four years after the series’ finale — watches the drama unfold from the comfort of home. As we all know, no one who lived in Rosewood was ever really safe… especially not Alison DiLaurentis (Sasha Pieterse), Aria Montgomery (Lucy Hale), Spencer Hastings (Troian Bellisario), Hanna Marin (Ashley Benson), and Emily Fields (Shay Mitchell). All of the Pretty Little Liars quotes that came from the show’s seven-year run instantly jog the memory where A’s reign of terror is concerned.

Of course, die-hard fans know that PLL quotes don’t just come from the TV series. Before the teen drama mystery thriller was developed by I. Marlene King, it was a novel series of the same name by Sara Shepard. And since Rosewood is a fictional town created by the author, we sadly cannot add it to the list of TV and film locations you can travel to. Granted, that may be for the best. You know how Disneyland has been dubbed the happiest place on earth? Rosewood was, well, basically the opposite. And the lives of Aria and her friends were nothing like the sunny world of Disney characters.

But let’s be real, we still need our PLL fix from time to time. So, in lieu of a PLL-themed road trip adventure with your real-life besties, take a stroll down Rosewood memory lane with this collection of the best Pretty Little Liars quotes.

Quotes From Alison DiLaurentis

1. “Friends share secrets. That’s what keeps us close.”
2. “When I was at my most lonely and unhappy and angry place, you loved me.”
3. “I had this whole romantic proposal planned, and it didn’t include a pug sweatshirt, but I guess I’ll just wing it.”
4. “Stop taking care of everyone but yourself.”
5. “You need to be careful of what you’re good at, hon’, ‘cause you’ll spend the rest of your life doing it.”
6. “The bolder the move, the less anyone questions it.”
7. “Sometimes lies are more interesting than the truth.”

Aria Montgomery Quotes

1. “It’s this new thing I am trying: embracing the creepy.”
2. “Friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.”
3. “I will crush your scones.”
4. “This is Mona. She started lying when she was a fetus.”
5. “Guys, don’t fight in the crypt.”
6. “Don’t you guys have practice? Or did you lose your balls?”
7. “We are your friends, not your punching bags.”

Hanna Marin Quotes

1. “Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You’re dead meat.”
2. “Oh, God! I look like a demented creamsicle.”
3. “I can’t go around without a phone. That’s like going around without a brain or shoes.”
4. “That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.”
5. “That bitch can keep a secret. I respect that.”
6. “Fear cuts deeper than a sword.”
7. “I always hated biology. I mean, who cares how a cell divides? It just does.”
8. “Spence, the last thing I want to do is discuss my feelings over a tub of Chunky Monkey.”
9. “The more I see of men, the more I want to get a dog.”
10. “I don’t think people change, Caleb. They just get better at hiding it. But mean girls stay mean.”
11. “One eye is bigger than the other. You look like a strung out powerpuff girl!”

Spencer Hastings Quotes

1. “You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.”
2. “Why enjoy today when you could be worrying about tomorrow?”
3. “You don’t paper over windows unless you’re a vampire.”
4. “I found a way to survive my secrets, but everyone I care about gets hurt.”
5. “Panic’s a bitch.”
6. “Hey, curb the perve or the bottle walks.”
7. “If I have to hole up in my room all night as your alibi, I’d like to do it with Jake Gyllenhaal.”
8. “I curse a lot, but it’s very therapeutic.”

Emily Fields Quotes

1. “Sometimes things look bad and they’re really not. Sometimes there’s another explanation for what’s going on.”
2. “If lying was a crime, we’d all be in jail.”
3. “You’re not paranoid if someone’s really out to get you.”
4. “It’s one thing to doubt the person you are with, if they ever loved you, if they did not. It’s something else entirely when you start to doubt yourself.”
5. “Take a deep breath. It’s been proven to prevent explosions in small women.”
6. “Ruin one of us, ruin all of us.”

More Pretty Little Liars Quotes

1. “Sorry, sarcasm is my brain’s self-defense mechanism for whenever I’m about to be murdered.” — Ezra
2. “People are toads.” — Mona
3. “That’s what people do, they mend. You taught me that. And sometimes you end up stronger at the broken places.” — Caleb
4. “I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.” — Maya
5. “Honey, you can’t be a shark if you’re toothless.” — Mona
6. “Different’s good. I like different.” — Toby
7. “But sometimes you find tenderness in the last place you’d expect. And that’s really all any of us needs to survive, a little tenderness at the right moment.” — Mary Drake
8. “Life isn’t always romantic. Sometimes, it’s realistic.” — Ezra
9. “If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.” — Mona
10. “I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch a mile away.” — Jenna
11. “Sometimes the best thing you can do is take a step back and give yourself a chance to breathe.” — Ella Montgomery
12. “Whisper, whisper, whisper. It’s almost like Alison is still her.” — Jenna
13. “The rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the smart girls play dumb, and the dumb girls are trying to be all of the above.” — Caleb
14. “It’s human nature to try and hold on to things.” — Ezra
15. “You can say blind, Spencer. It’s OK. It’s not a dirty word.” — Jenna