CJ Kelsey

I am a freelance writer for Scary Mommy and my essays put a humorous spin on the hurdles and joys of parenting. My content relates to parents of younger school-aged children as I am currently navigating this stage of life.

My educational background includes a Bachelors of Science in Kinesiology from Michigan State University and a Doctorate of Physical Therapy from Des Moines University. After 12 years of clinical practice I work remotely in the healthcare industry.

In my free time I am working on several personal writing projects and have a parenting blog that can be found at mommingonfumes.com. Parenting my two young children inspired me to create an online humor account for parenting jokes that has resonated with many parents and those that interact with children. My passion is to bring awareness that though parenting can be a stressful and emotional experience there is a way to find the lighter side to it all!

Let's be honest

I'm Messy & I'm Done Having Feelings About It

By CJ Kelsey

Nobody is perfect and it’s alright to not have it all together.

slow down

My Daughter Is 7 Going On 17 & I Don't Know How To Handle It

By CJ Kelsey

Bras, phones, boyfriends — she wants it all.

Enough

My Kid Refuses To Throw Anything Out

By CJ Kelsey

Sometimes her collections — from candy to trash — can be problematic to say the least.

No more no

Is It Too Late To Become A 'Yes' Mom?

By CJ Kelsey

Candy for breakfast? Honestly, maybe, at this point.

just gonna lay here

Sunday Scaries Came For Me, & I Hid

By CJ Kelsey

Procrastination wins every time, and I’m not even mad about it.

Am I still screwing up?

This Gentle Parenting Stuff Sure Isn’t Easy

By CJ Kelsey

I carry a lot of self-doubts, much of it related to my parenting skills.

I am good enough

I'm Done With New Year's Resolutions

By CJ Kelsey

No more “new me.” I'm good.

No! Not yet!

That Time My Kid Googled 'Kissing' On His School Computer

By CJ Kelsey

Reader, I panicked.

Parenting

I’m A Hot Mess Mom, But I’m (Mostly) Ok With It

By CJ Kelsey

Every year I swear this is the year things will be different.

Someone really stinks

I Was Not Prepared For Stinky Pits This Early

By CJ Kelsey

In all honesty I really wasn’t sure how to handle this.

Tug -of -war

Oh God, My Kid Is Just As Stubborn As Me

By CJ Kelsey

And then I saw it: I was losing a battle to a tiny version of myself.