Jamie Kenney

Jamie Kenney is a Senior Staff Writer at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she writes about a wide range of topics pertaining to motherhood, including politics, health, news, web culture, celebrity parents, and family entertainment. She also writes essays that run the gamut from silly to serious in an effort to capture the full spectrum of what it is to be a parent today.

Prior to joining Romper in 2015, she was a part-time web culture editor at Bustle. Within months, however, she was asked to join the team at Romper to help launch the site. In November 2022, she came on as a full-time staff member. She joined the Scary Mommy team in 2024.

Jamie earned earned a bachelor's degree in creative writing and history from Purchase College, State University of New York, where she won the Barbara Schoen Memorial Prize in Fiction. Her previous work has also appeared in Parents, Playboy, McSweeny's Internet Tendency, Jezebel, and The Takeout.

Jamie lives in Connecticut with her husband and two children and enjoys hiking, embroidery, reading, and other activities mainly enjoyed by septuagenarian retirees. As such, she strives to embody the spirits of all four of the Golden Girls at once. You can find her on Bluesky and LinkedIn.

These Words Slay, FRFR

Teachers Predict The Slang You'll Hear This School Year

By Jamie Kenney

The children will always be one step ahead of us when it comes to new slang, but we can try to keep up...

Caught In The In-Be*Tween*

Mom Warns Of The "Sixth Grade Social Shake-Up"

By Jamie Kenney

Middle school is tough. As parents, it’s important to remember why that is.

Safe Travels

E-Scooter Accidents Among Children More Than Doubled Last Year

By Jamie Kenney

Injuries had been rising since 2020, but last year’s uptick was unprecedented.

Are We There Yet?

Madeira Is The Sub-Tropical European Vacation Of Your Dreams

By Jamie Kenney

There’s something for everyone on this gem in the middle of the Atlantic...

OK Is Not OK

Oklahoma Schools To Implement "Anti-Woke" Tests For Teachers From Blue States

By Jamie Kenney

We regret to inform you that Oklahoma Superintendent Ryan Walters is, unfortunately, at it again.

Families Belong Together

Researchers Sound Alarm On Immigration Policy's Effect On Kids' Mental Health

By Jamie Kenney

“Immigration enforcement becomes a formative, often traumatic, force in children’s lives.”

Neither Seen Nor Heard

Tennis Pro Emma Raducanu Complained About A Crying But The Umpire Wouldn’t Have It

By Jamie Kenney

“Do you want me to send the child out of the stadium?”

What The Health?!

The CDC Reports Nearly A Third Of Teens Have Pre-Diabetes

By Jamie Kenney

The estimate is based on data from CDC's National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey, but some experts question the methodology.

Get Your Flu Shot!

Rare Flu Complication On The Rise In Children As Vaccination Rates Dwindle

By Jamie Kenney

Most children who survived acute necrotizing encephalopathy had moderate to severe disabilities afterwards.

It Takes Two

No, Moms Should Not Have To Send Supplies To Their Co-Parent

By Jamie Kenney

“I’m sorry, but for me, in my opinion, why are you not prepared for your child?”

Bless Your Heart...

Hegseth Wants Husbands To Vote For Their Wives — Here're Some Other Tasks They Can Manage

By Jamie Kenney

The secretary of defense has expressed admiration for the idea that votes should be a household task. Great! Here’re some others that need male attention...

If You Give A Kid A Cookie...

Redditor Wants To Know "AITA" For Scolding Her Sister For Feeding Baby Junk Food

By Jamie Kenney

“[She] said I’ve accused her of being a crap parent and now things aren’t the same between us.”

So Transparent We Can See Right Through It

Trump Is Demanding Colleges To Submit Data On Students' Race

By Jamie Kenney

The move is the administration’s latest in its battle against high education.

Real Men Wear Babies

Dad Urges Other Fathers To Up Their Parenting Game By Flying Solo

By Jamie Kenney

“Yes this takes longer, yes it’s harder ... but nothing makes me a better dad.”

Surviving Sixth Grade

How To Help Your Kid Through The Toughest Years Of Bullying

By Jamie Kenney

“It was not fine at school today...”

Real Men Buy Pads

Hey Dads: Go Buy Some Pads & Tampons With Your Son

By Jamie Kenney

“Find it uncomfortable to get your wife pads? That’s because your dad never normalized it with you.”

Got Milk?

In Florida, Raw Milk Has Sickened 21 People, Here's What You Need To Know

By Jamie Kenney

Some claim not pasteurizing dairy has numerous health benefits. Others warn it’s dangerous. Here’s what the experts say.

Family Ties

Redditor Wants To Know “AITA” For Telling Mom's Boyfriend He's Not “Grandpa”

By Jamie Kenney

Lots of families are blended... but just because it’s common doesn’t mean it can’t get complicated.

Dude, Where's My Spouse?

Is There A Generational Divide Over Sharing Your Location?

By Jamie Kenney

Do you share your location with your partner? How old are you...?

Set Your Alarm For Party Time

Maybe Having 8 AM Birthday Parties Is The Way To Go

By Jamie Kenney

“Aside from our one friend who ... said an 8 am party was ‘diabolical,’ the feedback was overwhelmingly positive.”

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