Rain, Rain, Go Away! 50+ Rain Jokes To Brighten Your Dreary Day

Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other day. When it rains, it pours. And sometimes, all you can do is look for a cloud with a silver lining. Okay, tired of the overused clichés? Yeah… us too. So, let’s get to the good stuff. We’ve got your silver lining right here: rain jokes. Good for a laugh when you’re having a bad day and a perfect asset in your growing arsenal of dad jokes. Also good for entertaining your kids when you guys are stuck indoors because of — you guessed it — rain. Bookmark this list and when you see storm clouds brewing, break it out for a bit of rainy day fun. Keep reading for rain jokes to brighten your day.

There’s something about a joke that’s good for the soul. Whether it elicits a small smile or a full-on belly laugh, humor is the key to getting through tough times. You know the adage, “if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry”? This statement carries truth. No, a punny one-liner isn’t the answer to all of life’s problems, but it sure can turn a frown upside down — if only for a moment.

So check out our list of rain jokes down below. They’re a mood booster for all ages — from one to one hundred (and beyond!).

Best Rain Jokes to Turn Your Gray Skies Blue

1. What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?

Hail!

1. What do books wear on a wet and rainy day?

Rain quotes.

1. When does it rain money?

When there is “change” in the weather.

1. What’s all wet and likes to shake?

An earthquake on a rainy day.

1. Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle.

1. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?

Foul (fowl) weather.

1. What did one raindrop say to the other?

“Two’s company; three’s a cloud.”

1. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

1. What’s worse than raining buckets?

Hailing taxis!

1. Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?

To get some rust.

1. How can you wrap a cloud?

With a rainbow.

1. What does it do before it rains candy?

It sprinkles!

1. What is the Mexican weather report?

Chili today and hot tamale.

1. When is Monday coming?

MonSoon!

1. What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.

1. What do you get if you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards?

A precipitation trophy.

1. Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

Cloud nine.

1. What did the evaporating raindrop say?

“I’m going to pieces.”

1. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?

“My plop is bigger than your plop.”

1. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?

His sleigh is flown by reindeer.

1. What is a queen’s favorite kind of precipitation?

Reign!

1. What always goes up whenever the rain comes down?

An umbrella.

1. Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets.

1. How do thunderstorms invest their money?

In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.

1. What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror.

1. What often falls but never gets hurt?

Rain.

1. How does a hurricane see?

With its eye.

1. What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?

“You’re shocking!”

1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

1. Why do you need to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?

Because you might step in a poodle!

1. What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?

A driplodocus.

1. Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

1. How does one raindrop ask another out?

“Water you doing tonight?”

1. How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?

He could feel it in his bones.

1. Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?

It only had one eye!

1. Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?

He’ll storm out on you! What do you call it when you plan to go to the beach, but it’s raining? Really irrigating.

1. What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back!

1. What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle, WA?

The weekend.

1. What’s a type of bow that can’t be tied?

A rain-bow.

1. What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?

A moist owlette.

1. Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?

Because the kids have to play inside!

1. How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket?

Dry clean it.

1. What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?

Van Hailin’.

1. What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?

Please seek shelters.

1. A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”

The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”

1. What happened when it started raining coins?

It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.

1. Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?

Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

1. What do you call a pile of quarters in a rainstorm?

Climate change.

1. What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?

Boooooooooooots.

1. What do you call a month’s worth of rain?

England.

1. Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.

One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”

1. What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?

Our souls will rain forever.

1. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
2. There’s nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.

It’s normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.