10 Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards That Will Make Your Valentine LOL

10 Hilarious & Heartfelt Valentine’s Day Cards That Will Make Your Girlfriends LOL— Start Stocking Up And Mail ‘Em Out

January 21, 2020 Updated January 22, 2021

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Ah, friends — they help make our lives so much easier, so why shouldn’t the day of love include them too? Our best gal pals are always a text away when you’re feeling sad and never complain when you need to vent about problems with our partner or #MomLife (and let’s be honest, the venting is probably more often these days). So, even when you’re so not excited by the thought of Valentine’s Day (i.e. the crappiest holiday in history), you can still shower your fierce lady friends with affection. Who needs romance anyway—let alone, cliche flowers and chocolate—when you’ve got a tribe of strong females to lift you up? In honor of Leslie Knope, we declare Galentine’s Day officially better than that other one, because “ovaries before brovaries,” right? 

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The night of love is way more fun as a girl’s night to celebrate your friendship. Bring in lots of wine, classic rom-coms, a tie dye kit for fun, and funny Valentine’s Day cards to give each other when we start getting emotional. Keep scrolling for 10 hilarious Valentine’s Day cards that are funny but still super heartfelt and sweet. From friendship puns and quotes from your favorite shows to messages of female empowerment, these cute greeting cards are guaranteed to hit the (hall)mark.

Reasons I Love You Valentine’s Day Card

If you can’t eat take out and binge murder shows with your best friend, then who can you do it with?! Admit it, ‘Unsolved Mysteries’ just wouldn’t be the same without their commentary on the side. The cozy things in life are just better with her.

$6 AT URBAN OUTFITTERS



Every Great Woman Card

Let’s hear it for all the wingwomen who make the world go round. This one goes out to you. This card is the perfect way to thank your bestie for answering your texts at all (and we mean all) hours of the day and night. We love you!

$5 AT EMILY MCDOWELL

Sex and the City Galentine's Day Card

“You’re the Carrie To My Samantha.” If you’re lucky enough to have found the one (your Samantha), don’t ever let her go. Cheers to all the batsh*t crazy things you do together. This illustrated letterpress card deserves to be framed. That’s all we’re sayin’. 

$5 AT ETSY

Lizzo 'Good As Hell' Galentine's Day Cards

We don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re one strong AF female and you should feel good as hell about it! What better way to you remind your bestie and wish her a happy Valentine’s Day than with Lizzo and the lyrics to your go-to karaoke song. 

$5.50 AT ETSY



Leslie Knope Ann Perkins Galentine's Day Card

Leslie Knope for first female PREZ, amirite? Damn straight. This Galentine’s Day card is guaranteed to be a hit among your beloved #momsquad (especially those who binge-watch Parks and Rec).  

$5 AT AMAZON

Mini Wine & Cheese Charcuterie Board Valentines Card; Set of 24

It’s time to uncork and unwind (get it?!) with a set of these wine and cheese night-themed Valentine’s cards. Our favorite: “I am glad we are such gouda friends.” Note that a glass of wine in hand and half empty bottle on the table makes these cards even better.

$12 AT AMAZON

You're Simply the Best Card

She is smart, she is kind… she’s your bomb-ass best friend for life and she’s simply the best. Like two peas in a pod, y’all know when to lift each other up and dish out BS-free advice. Snag this card for your ride or die chick who’s also a diehard Schitt’s Creek fan.

$5.50 AT ALWAYSFITS



Wunderkid You Have a Pizza My Heart Pun

That pizza pie-loving pal of yours won’t believe her eyes. They may even shed a tear if you write all of the reasons why they have a piece of your heart inside the card. Throw in a real slice from your favorite place and you may have just earned the Best Friend of the Year award.  

$9 AT AMAZON

Fucking Goddess—Valentine's Day Friendship Motivation Card

Pardon our French. Sometimes we all just need a little reminder to keep on thriving and taking names. We’re ready to send this card to our favorite HBIC (head betch in charge). Don’t forget to snag a second just to give yourself the same little reminder too.

$5 AT AMAZON

Hallmark Glad We’re Friends Donuts Card

Glazed or sprinkle? Is that even a question?! Your Galentine is 100 percent an EXTRA sprinkles (and pink icing) kind of sidekick. Do-nut try and tell us otherwise. If you’re bestie is truly sweeter than any dessert out there, you have to gift them with this adorable card on V-day.

$5 AT AMAZON



The next time you find yourself in a pickle, check out Scary Mommy’s Spotted gift guide recs for all your last-minute shopping needs!

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Sex and the City Galentine's Day Card
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Fucking Goddess—Valentine's Day Friend...
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Every Great Woman Card
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