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75 Quotes And Jokes About Spring That Will Sweeten Your Day

December 11, 2019 Updated July 8, 2021

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With birds chirping and flowers blooming, there’s nothing lovelier than the springtime. With longer and warmer days, fun, play, and mischief is in the air. Spring is the definition of new beginnings. Not only is it a new season, but it’s the time of year animals and flowers reemerge to produce new life and beauty. It’s the start of the warm season where people emerge from their hibernations and spend a little more time outside. Spring is about freshness and the beauty of nature in all its forms.

But spring is more than the start of warm weather and beautiful flowers. It’s filled with family-orientated and exciting holidays like Easter, Passover, April Fool’s Day, 4/20, Earth Day, Arbor Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Cinco De Mayo, and Holi (to name a few). Can you imagine having Easter egg hunts inside or picking up trash and planting trees for Earth Day in the snow? Spring is part of the reason these holidays are so much fun! So, in preparation for this amazing season, put out the bird feeder, buy some flowers, and switch over to brighter bedsheets and home decor. Besides the approaching holidays, spring prep will definitely put some pep in your step!

To help brighten your spring day, we collected the most inspiring and funny jokes and quotes about spring, from rain to flowers to bunny rabbits.

Looking for more jokes about the wonders of nature? Check out our space jokes, and frog jokes

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  1. “Spring adds new life and new beauty to all that is.” — Jessica Harrelson
  2. “In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” — Mark Twain
  3. “April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. (Sonnet XCVIII)” — William Shakespeare
  4. Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?
    Robin
  5. Which month can’t make a decision?
    MAYbe.
  6. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
    During Ape-ril showers!
  7. Can February March?
    No, but April May!
  8. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    Spring-time!
  9. What flowers grow on faces?
    Tulips (Two-lips)!
  10. Why are trees very forgiving?
    Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
  11. Why is the letter A like a flower?
    A bee (B) comes after it!
  12. When do people start using their trampoline?
    Spring-Time
  13. “Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.” — Bishop Reginald Heber
  14. “If you’ve never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom.” — Audra Foveo
  15. What did the tree say to spring?
    What a re-leaf.
  16. What was the name of the girl with a frog sitting on her head?
    Lily.
  17. “The promise of spring’s arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter!” — Jen Selinsky
  18. “Blossom by blossom the spring begins.” — Algernon Charles Swinburne
  19. “Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s Party!’” — Robin Williams
  20. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
    Bugs Bunny.
  21. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    June. June who?
    “June know any good knock knock jokes?”
  22. “Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.” — Doug Larson
  23. “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” — Margaret Atwood
  24. What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
    On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
  25. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
    Prankenstein.
  26. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    Pilgrims.
  27. What did the summer say to the spring?
    Help – I’m about to fall!
  28. What goes up when spring rain comes down?
    An umbrella.
  29. Can bees fly in the rain?
    Only when they wear their yellow jackets.
  30. “You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming.” — Pablo Neruda

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  31. “Spring is the time of plans and projects.” — Leo Tolstoy
  32. What did the older flower say to the younger flower?
    You’re really growing there, bud!
  33. Which type of bow can’t be tied?
    A rainbow.
  34. What falls but never gets hurt?
    The spring rain.
  35. “Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.” — John Muir
  36. “What a strange thing!
    to be alive
    beneath cherry blossoms.” ― Kobayashi Issa
  37. “The first blooms of spring always make my heart sing.”— S. Brown
  38. “The flowers of late winter and early spring occupy places in our hearts well out of proportion to their size.” — Gertrude S. Wister
  39. “I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright.” — Millard Kaufman
  40. “When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. The only thing that could spoil a day was people and if you could keep from making engagements, each day had no limits. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.” ― Ernest Hemingway
  41. “It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.” ― Rainer Maria Rilke
  42. Why are frogs so happy?
    Because they eat whatever bugs them.
  43. Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
    Prankenstein.
  44. Why should you start a gardening business?
    To rake in the cash.
  45. What kind of garden did the baker have?
    A “flour” garden.
  46. What was the Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable?
    EGG-plant.
  47. Why did the gardener bury all her money?
    To make her soil rich.
  48. “If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” — Anne Bradstreet
  49. “If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring.” — Victor Hugo
  50. “I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older.” — Virginia Woolf
  51. “That is one good thing about this world…there are always sure to be more springs.” — L.M. Montgomery
  52. What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one?
    The letter “r.”
  53. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
    To grow a water-melon.
  54. What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
    FOWL spring weather.
  55. “Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.” — John Muir
  56. “Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.” —Virgil A. Kraft
  57. “Despite the forecast, live like it’s spring.” — Lilly Pulitzer
  58. “I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer.”— Dodie Smith
  59. “Always it’s Spring and everyone’s in love and flowers pick themselves.”— E.E. Cummings
  60. “I think that we must have loved each other all our lives, and that each succeeding spring was a word in the revelation of that love, not to be understood until, in the fullness of time, the whole sentence was written out in that most beautiful of all beautiful springs.” — Lucy Maud Montgomery
  61. “I love the smell of rain and growing things.” — Serina Hernandez
  62. “Behold, my friends, the spring is come; the earth has gladly received the embraces of the sun, and we shall soon see the results of their love.” — Sitting Bull
  63. “People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” — Roger Hornsby
  64. “In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion and kisses whizzing by your head.” — Emma Racine Defleur
  65. “The first real day of spring is like the first time a boy holds your hand. A flood of skin-tingling warmth consumes you, and everything shines with a fresh, colorful glow, making you forget that anything as cold and harsh as winter ever existed.”— Richelle E. Goodrich
  66. “Spring won’t let me stay in this house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.” — Gustav Mahler
  67. What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?
    Seasoning
  68. Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
    She’s having a baby in the spring.
  69. What do trees feel in spring?
    Releaf.
  70. How do you get a water bed more bouncy?
    Add spring water.
  71. When should you wash a stinky slinky?
    During spring cleaning.
  72. Why is springtime the best time to start a business?
    Because you can really “rake” in the money.
  73. How excited was the gardener about spring?
    So excited he wet his plants.
  74. What is spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
    Daffo-dills.
  75. What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
    Garden hose.
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