The Force Is Strong With These 105 'Star Wars' Pick Up Lines

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First things first, let’s just get this out of the way: Pick up lines never work if you deliver them seriously. Your best bet is to always do it with a smile. If you lay it on super-cheesy, a playful apology probably wouldn’t hurt either. Still. There are times when a pick up line might just do the trick. Take, for instance, you find yourself at Wizarding World of Harry Potter — knowing that the cutie next to you in line is a Potterhead too definitely ups your chances of a Harry Potter pick up line working. The same is true for any other seemingly “nerdy” material if you’re wandering around a Comic-Con floor. Even then, though, pick up lines are best used with a spirit of silliness and naivete. No one ever swooned over the “Did you just fall from heaven?” line unless they were dressed like a literal angel. Or, you know, unless the person delivering said pick up line was really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

Pick up lines may be goofy, but they’re also just really fun. And that’s something we could all use a little more of these days. The following jokes, in particular, can be delivered to a Star Wars fan with the expectation of a laugh. They’re so funny, we could have almost included them in a list of Star Wars jokes. But a sense of humor is definitely sexy, right?

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Clean Star Wars Pick Up Lines

  1. You’re as bright as a lightsaber…

I saw you beaming from across the room.

  1. Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
  2. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.
  3. Are you related to Yoda? Because you are yodalicious.
  4. Have you been looking for love in Alderaan places?
  5. You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
  6. Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
  7. Well, aren’t you just a rebel!

You stole my heart when you walked through the door.

  1. How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?
  2. You’re Endor-able!
  3. I love you to the Death Star and back.
  4. Date or date not — there is no maybe.
  5. I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.
  6. Take off your armor…

No need to be a stormtrooper around me.

  1. You’re so beautiful.

You wanna be my Na-boo?

  1. You are the droid I’ve been looking for.
  2. Are you the Force?

‘Cause I’m attracted to you.

  1. I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.
  2. I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
  3. I like you so much that we should get matching Tatooines.
  4. You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar.
  5. Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
  6. I must be from Alderaan, ’cause you just blew up my world.
  7. Can I see your garbage mashers on the detention level?
  8. I’m here to rescue you.

I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

  1. Leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on yours, baby.
  2. Knock, knock!

Who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one that I want.

  1. If I were a Jedi, would you be my strength?
  2. You can’t be a real stormtrooper…

This photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn’t miss!

  1. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.
  2. Not a Dagobah that I don’t think about you.
  3. Are you a Sith Lord?

Because I’ve fallen for you.

  1. I can’t help it — I am trapped in the gravitational field of your eyes!
  2. You stole my heart like the republic stole the Death Star plans.
  3. R4 is red, R2 is blue.

If I was the Force, I’d be with you.

  1. Will you be the Leia to my Han so I won’t have to be Solo?
  2. Scanners show sexy life forms in this area…

Oh, it’s only you.

  1. You are the Obi-Wan I have been looking for.
  2. You, me, here.

This couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

  1. Looks like you’ve got your blaster set to stun — ’cause you’re stunning!
  2. I could use the Force to make sure we never divorce.
  3. Girl, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good-looking.
  4. You’ve been looking for love in two moon-ey places. I’m right here.
  5. If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.

Dirty Star Wars Pick Up Lines

  1. I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
  2. Let’s get hoth and heavy.
  3. Nice buns, Princess.
  4. Don’t make Han fly solo tonight.

Let’s find someplace quiet.

  1. You like Star Wars?

Let’s go back to my place and violate the Jedi Code.

  1. I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
  2. Let’s role play.

You be Darth Vader, and you can use all the Force on me.

  1. Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators?

Because I’d like to program your binary loadlifter.

  1. Size matters not. (You have to say it in a Yoda voice, though.)
  2. I can make you breathe harder than Darth Vader.
  3. I’ve been told my Jedi tricks will blow your mind.
  4. Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  5. Let’s go back to my Ewok village and yub nub all night.
  6. I may not be able to feel the Force, but I wish I could feel you.
  7. You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?
  8. Did you know the French call orgasms little Death Stars?
  9. I farm moisture for a living.
  10. Damn, you R2 fine.

If you’re lucky, I’ll let you give me the D2.

  1. I’m here to collect the bounty on dat ass.
  2. Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
  3. How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
  4. I feel a great disturbance in my pants…
  5. I hope you’re into cyborg-human relations, because I’m feeling like a machine right now.
  6. I know what you’re thinking.

That’s no moon. That’s a space station!

  1. I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookiee where it counts, baby.
  2. I usually Han Solo, but I’d let you turn on my lightsaber!
  3. I wanna Lando in your Calrissian.
  4. Many Bothans died so we could screw.
  5. Unlike Han, I don’t shoot first.
  6. Baby, we don’t need a holodeck.

I’ll make all your fantasies come true.

  1. It’s cold outside, baby.

Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a tauntaun, and I’ll get inside you.

  1. Wouldn’t you like to feel the Force flowing within you?
  2. I’m looking for a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith in the sheets.
  3. I have a laser sword that could penetrate your body, but it wouldn’t kill you, but it would heal you.
  4. I just got a big TV.

Want to watch Star Wars and after a fight in the bedroom?

  1. I’d shoot my rocket in your thermal exhaust port.
  2. Don’t worry baby, if I get tired there are three million more of me.
  3. My barge isn’t the only thing ready to explode.
  4. Want to spend the night inside my tauntaun?

I promise it doesn’t smell worse on the inside.

  1. I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
  2. Open up your hangar — my starfighter needs refueling.
  3. Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.
  4. Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
  5. If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookiee!
  6. Hey girl, are you related to Yoda?

Because Yodamn fine.

  1. Are you baby Yoda?

Because you’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

  1. When I saw you across the crowded cantina, my crotch felt like it went through an instant carbon freeze chamber.
  2. I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
  3. Every time I see you…

The Force in me awakens.

  1. Pull my hair like Anakin would.
  2. Wanna come back to my speeder so you can Jabba my wookiee?
  3. I’d love to be your nerf-herder.
  4. Harrgraarrrr raaaarawwwrrrrrr rarrrwaaaaaaaaaaargggghhaaaar. (Wookiee for “my place, or yours?”)
  5. You know, they don’t call me Jabba the Hung for nothing.
  6. When I Luke at you I feel like I need to give myself a Han Solo.
  7. How about you dock your imperial star destroyer in one of my ports.
  8. How about I put my Binks in your Jar Jar?
  9. If I was the Force, I’d be in you too.
  10. I’m like Luke after Bespin… lookin’ for a handjob, baby.
  11. Netflix and carbonite?
  12. I’d like to take you into the back of the millennium falcon and show you what it feels like to go lightspeed.

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