40 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes For The Funny Flower In Your Life

40 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes For The Cheeky Flower In Your Life

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Roses are red, violets are blue, these ridiculous jokes, will surely get you. Roses are red, violets are blue, we’ve collected 40 ridiculous ones for you. Roses are red, violets are blue, read them ahead, make sure that you do:

1. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Who is your Daddy,

And what does he do?

2. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

White wine costs less,

Than dinner for two.

3. Roses are red,

But violets aren’t blue,

They’re purple, you dope,

Now go get a clue.

4. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A face like yours,

Belongs in a zoo.

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5. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d rather be single,

Than with someone like you

6. Roses are red,

Violets are too,

I’m colorblind,

What about you?

7. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You look like a donkey,

And smell like one too.

8. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m a schizophrenic,

and so am I.” – Billy Connolly

9. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
10. Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
11. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
12. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
13. Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
14. Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
15.  Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
16. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
17. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you

18. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
19. Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
20. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you.
21. Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.

22. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.

23. Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I really messed up,

Now what can I do?

24. Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You’re a pyscho,

But I still love you.

25. Roses are gray,

Violets are gray.

You are gray,

I’m a dog.

26. Roses are red,

Relationships are tough,

The reason I  love you,

Is we hate the same stuff.

27. Roses are red,

Facebook is blue.

No mutual friends,

Who in the world are you?

28. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m allergic to flowers,

Achoo!

29. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to order pizza,

And watch Netflix with you.

30. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

Get in the van.

31. Roses are green,

Violets are blue,

I’m colorblind.

32. Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!

33. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sorry to say,

I’m not into you.

34. Roses are red,

Foxes are clever,

I like your butt,

Can I touch it forever?

35. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m unoriginal,

This is all I can do.

36. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I hate poetry,

But I am into you.

37. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You snore like a bear,

But I’m still into you.

38. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’ve got five fingers,

Guess which one is for you?

39. Roses are red,

Pizza sauce is too,

I ordered a large one,

I’m not sharing with you.

41. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Please keep your flowers,

And your poems too.

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