We at Scary Mommy are all about self-love, both the emotional AND the physical kind. The idea that in this day and age female masturbation is still considered a taboo subject should be considered taboo. We mean, men would make an Olympic sport out of it if they could, so we ladies should feel confident in keeping our climaxes out of the closet. Especially when our partners aren’t quite up to date on the latest and greatest sex positions, sometimes a woman has got to take things into her own hands.
Instead of scouring the internet for a gift for your boyfriend, let’s take a moment to focus on you, shall we? From mini bullet vibrators you can toss in your purse, to remote-controlled sex toys perfect for couples — there are a lot of choices we have out there. We’re not saying that’s a bad thing, but doing internet research and comparative shopping on vibrators can take you down some dark black holes (we’re talking about websites). We know you’re too busy for that, so we’ve rounded up the top-selling sex toys and the best vibrators on Amazon so you can keep your browsing history pristine. So grab your favorite Literotica novel to get yourself in the mood and then get to work, ladies!
Best Selling Vibrators On Amazon
This silky smooth silicone, vibrating rose has been Amazon’s #1 best seller for a while now. It has seven suction patterns that mimic oral stimulation and it’s got a quiet motor for added discretion. Charge it up with a USB cable and enjoy some quality play time alone or with a partner.
One pleased reviewer said, “Welcome to wonderland!! I can honestly say this Rose has made me Contemplate life, look at things differently. Let me start off by saying, I’ve already order a second one just in case something happens with this one. I’ve never been more in love then I am now! How can one little thing like this make all ur problems fade away?”
Sure it’s self-love, but it doesn’t have to be a singles-only sport. Get your partner in on the action with this vibrator especially for couples. It has dual motors, 10 different speeds, a rechargeable battery, and is waterproof for *aquatic fun*. The remote control allows for a partner to play from up to 39 feet away.
Says one satisfied customer, “This unit is the perfect size! It is small enough to travel with, but powerful enough to do exactly what you need it to do. My partner really enjoys the remote control feature. Being able to control what is happening while watching it all unfold. There are multiple vibration settings, so there is something for everyone! Highly recommend!”
Nothing says best seller more than a 4.3 rated product with over 27,000 reviews. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator is the top rated vibrator on Amazon and features 11 different pleasure settings. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, and “whisper quiet” so you can be extra discreet if need be.
“Your soul will separate from your body like some Doctor Strange move,” said one satisfied customer. She continued, “This rose gold, silicone tipped beauty will make you feel like the Queen you were always meant to be. You set this bad boy into position and it stays. I’m talking hands free. You can watch your porn, eat a snack, browse Netflix, knit a sweater, whatever you want.”
If you’ve ever fantasized about bringing your sex toy out of the bedroom and incorporating it into your daily routine (hey, why not?), this remote controlled vibrator can turn your next boring corporate meeting or playgroup date into something much more special. It has 12 vibration modes and can be controlled from far away.
Says one public user, “We went out for a meal so the wife popped this in before hand. It was fun being in control of it in the restaurant. Pressing the remote and watching the look on her face was priceless.especially when she was just about to order her food! Wife said it was a turn on that people didn’t have a clue and it made her feel naughty.”
This liquid silicone vibrator is soft but durable, and has a stainless steel motor for deep vibrations. It’s completely bendable to your mood, is waterproof, and has a magnetic USB charging system to quickly power up. Store it away in the included, simple case to keep it clean and hidden away… until you’re ready to use it again.
One reviewer says, “There’s so many things to like about this vibrator. It is just the right size…..not too big and not too small. It has 10 different speeds and vibration patterns to fit whatever mood you’re in. It definitely gets the job done whether you use it internally or externally. Plus, it is super quiet (just in case you have roommates or any other reason you might need to be discreet). It’s also super flexible, which comes in handy when using it with a partner. It is the first vibrator I’ve had that is rechargeable so there’s no extra expense of buying batteries. And when you’re done with it, cleaning is a breeze. Just wash, dry, and put it back in its discreet case (which also comes in handy when traveling). I definitely recommend buying this vibrator. You won’t be disappointed!”
Remember the infamous “rabbit” episode on Sex and the City? We’ve come a long way since then (pun intended) but this rabbit-style vibrator will still treat you right. It’s got dual stimulation zones (a curved, rounded head and bunny ears for clitoral stimulation) and gives you three hours of play. Plus it’s “whisper quiet” and USB rechargeable.
Says one reviewer, “Let me just start out by saying…I was a little intimidated by this thing, but knew it was time to spice things up in the bedroom. I decided to try this one out before my husband got home so I could be slightly used to it before bringing it into the bed with us. It took me a minute to adjust everything, and when I turned it on it was like nothing I’ve ever experienced in my whole life. I couldn’t hear, couldn’t move. I felt like my body levitated off the bed!!”
There’s no such thing as a magic bullet in life, but this handy tool is close. If you’re looking for a small vibrator, the Secret Lover Bullet Vibrator is a little over three inches long and can easily be slipped into a purse or toiletry bag. It’s mini but mighty — with 10 different vibration modes and an angled tip for precision (and makes it look like a tube of lipstick for discretion!).
“I’ve officially surpassed the need for men,” said one satisfied customer. “This thing is small but GOD is it POWERFUL. I could barely keep it together. The sounds that came out of my mouth were scary almost. I felt like I was possessed but in the best way possible.”
A vibrator that mimics a tongue? Yep, we’ll take it. This g-spot and clitoral vibrator from FeelinGirl is new and already taking Amazon by storm. This 2 x 3 inch vibrator provides 10 vibration speeds and fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Say goodbye to mediocre ABC oral sex! This little lotus flower has you covered.
One Amazon customer raved, “This. Is. The. Best. Adult. Toy. In. The. Entire. World. Hands down. No argument. You can’t change my mind. If you have the extra money – BUY. IT. My lady parts have never felt so lovely in my entire life. It feels just like a tongue. But it never stops flicking and keeps perfect rhythm.”
The Mini Halo Personal Wand Vibrator has 20 pulsation patterns (!!) and 8 different speeds. Need we say more? This best seller is smaller than you’d expect so that it fits in your hand nicely, and has a silicone material to ensure comfort.
One happy customer said it “vibrated [her] into next week” and raved, “THIS. The first time I tried it I came in less than a minute. And after that just orgasm after orgasm. This thing gives you eyes roll into the back of your head nothing else matters spasm your socks off orgasms and I couldn’t be happier. “
Whether you prefer something gentle, wild, or a happy in-between, this suck massager has a mode for you (10 different ones to be exact). It uses cycle air flow technology (no-contact stimulation of the clitoris) designed to simulate oral pleasure. It’s USB rechargeable and a mini size so you can carry it with you.
One reviewer said it “definitely does not disappoint.” They said, “I was a bit skeptical of the price and previously unknown to me brand, but this little toy packs a punch. Like the name states, this isn’t an insertable toy- it sucks in the best way possible and but for people who like external stimulation it is a BLESSING. It arrived discreetly packed on the outside, and when I opened the amazon box, the packaging was still discreet and so adorable- I don’t usually go for girly stuff, but it comes with a very practical beautiful velveteen sleeve, clear instructions, and a nice quality charging cord. It charges quickly and holds the charge for a while- I’ve had it for a few weeks and have only charged it once despite using it. It has a variety of intensity levels and each one, even the lowest, is a lot of fun… you can make play last with this for a little while, or no time at all without it being dissatisfying.”
This unique vibrator uses orgasmic suction to simulate a sucking sensation, encircling your clitoris and targeting it for intense stimulation. It’s made of high-quality silicone, and is rechargeable and waterproof (e.g., bathtub or shower-friendly). It has 10 different vibration modes that you can use for 60 minutes on one charge. Sound intense? You have no idea. Read about this woman’s amazing Amazon review — which takes you on quite a journey involving fainting goats and souls leaving bodies — that we’d nominate for a Pulitzer if we could.
Another review highlight includes this happy customer, who said “I’d rate this a 10 out of 10. And yeah, add a few zeros to that while you’re at it. Is it worth the price? It’s worth every penny. It’s worth hundreds. Heck, it’s worth a second mortgage on my house. And for the love of banana pancakes, ladies heed the warnings of the brave pioneers that *came* before you… stretch like your life depends on it before embarking on this mission. Icy Hot and Motrin for those that don’t listen.”
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